Friend: China's so old that when he leaves the museum the alarm starts ringing.

Me: *ahem*

Friend: Kay. NO.

Me: *inhales*

Friend: NO.

Me: *sings*
"WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO RUUDE!! DON'T YOU KNOW I'M HUMAN TOOOOOOO!!! WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO RUUUUUUDE!!!!"

China: AIYAAA!!!

Friend: *screaming*