Haters: YOU SUCK. I HATE YOU. YOU ARE UGLY.

Me: ....*gets gun*

Haters: uh...what are you doing?

Me: *puts shades on* HASTA LA PASTA EVIL MUFFINS!!!!!!

Haters: [screaming]

Italy: Uh...may I have my gun back, now?

Me: Yeah, sure! *hands back gun*

Italy: Grazie!

Friend: What!?