Prussia: What!? I never bragged. *scoffs*

Germany: Vell, you once called your face "Proof of God's Existance".

Prussia: That doesn't solve anything!!

Austria: Yeah it does.

Austria: Plus that proves you are an asshole.

Me: *gasps* AUSTRIA!!

Austria: Vhat!?

Prussia: *shocked*

Friend: Shiiiiiit just got REAL!!!