Me: WHAT THE HELL AUSTRIA!!

Austria: What?

Me: WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE A VILLAGE NAMED F*CKING!?

Austria: WHAT!? (oh no....she found out.)

Me: YES. F*CKING.

Me: WHY!?

Austria: I would never- !!

Me: YES YOU WOULD.

Austria: (Shit! I'm dead....Hungary's going to kill meeee...)