Japan: *pulls Hungary into a dark ally* Psst

Hungary: *About to pull out frying pan*

Japan:  Wait!

Hungary:...?

Japan: Wanna buy some Yaoi?

M: And that kids, is the story of how Hungary got addicted to Yaoi

Rando kid: Why are you telling me this?

M: So you don't become like them

Hungary and Japan: *Pulls kid down dark alley* Wanna buy some....Yaoi

M: Not again ;-;