America likes to screech sing country roads, one time England walked in on him and they vow never to talk about it

America: AND I'LL RIIIDDDEEEE TILL I CAN'T NOOOO MOOORE

England:.....America

America:.....swear on the god dang queen that you'll never talk about this or you won't leave alive

England: *Gulp* o-ok

America: Good....

England: *slowly leaves*