It's Canada day today and I am writing this in like 30 mins for Canada day before I go to the parade!!!!!!!!! Also the next update will be the drinking contest I just totally felt like I needed to give Canada a special thingy for his birthday
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Canada: Hey everyone today is my birth-

America: ONLY THREE MORE DAYS TILL JULY FOURTH!!!!!!!

Canada: -Day.......

Germany: Please don't yell America

England: Yes and why must we need reminding of just another wednesday

America: YOU MUST BE-

France: Please ztop yelling Amerique I am trying to get mon beauty-rest

China: Yes some of us are trying to sleep aru

Romano: Yes you-a stupid burger bastard its-a currently 11pm in my country so please-a shut the hell up

America: Sorry dude. But this is important... there's only three days till my birthday

England: Bollucks it's already that time again?

America: Yeah it's been 242 years

England: *Coughs up blood* Oh really

Author: Holy potato.... is that normal

Canada: Yeah that happens anytime someone brings up Americas independence

Prussia: Vait if zhere is only zhree days till America's birthday doesn't zhat mean it's mein awesome birdies birthday today......

France: Oh yeah how can we forget about mon pétit Matthieu....
Bon fété mon chére *hugs Canada*

Canada: Merci papa

France: Awwww mon Matthieu is so adorable

Germany: Sorry about that Canada you should have reminded us....

Japan: Yes I am very sorry Canada-san

Canada: Its okay I'm used to it * rubs the back of his head*

Prussia: Awwww Mein birdies is so cute * Also hugs Canada*

America: Oh. Yeah sorry bro. I totally forgot

England:Oh yeah sorry Canada

Author: While you guys were doing that * pulls out a cake that says " happy birthday Canada" anyways aren't I just the best kidnapper ever!

Japan: ....

America: ...

Everyone: ...

The whole world: ...

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Thank for reading.... and happy birthday to Canada....