Month
1: England
2: Spain
3:France
4: Germany
5: China
6: Canada
7: Russia
8: Greece
9: America
10: Romano
11: Japan
12: Italy

Day
1: angrily whispered 'bubbles'
2: is yelling "COME AT ME BRO"
3: kissed a fish
4: thinks they're a donkey
5: is on the ceiling
6: is doing the hokey pokey cause that's what its all about
7: is dancing to disco pogo
8: drop kicked a penguin
9: yelled, "SAVE ROOM 4 JESUS" 
10: is under your bed
11: is hiding from their boss
12: winked at you
13: is drunk
14: is majestic
15: joined the Mafia
16: fought an emu
17: drinks children's tears
18: punched Donald Trump
19: is glaring at a tree
20: turned chibi
21: started a revolution
22: is snapping aggressively
23: bought a puppy
24: can't read
25: is swinging from a chandelier
26: beat you at overwatch
27: is a puppy
28: carried you around all day
29: is watching Attack on Titan
30: won't shut up
31: beat you with a sandwich

Favorite flower
Rose: because you're cute
Sunflower: because it's a Disney movie
Tulip: because they're a glitch in the matrix
Dandelion: because wibbly wobbly timey wimey
None: because you scare them
Other: because PASTAAAAA!