Month
1: China
2: Lithuania
3: Poland
4: Sealand
5: Sweden
6: Denmark
7: Finland
8: North Italy
9: Romania
10: America
11: Scotland
12: Russia

Day
1: sang "I'm a Barbie girl"
2: slapped you with a fish
3: is invisible
4: is on fire
5: cast a spell on you
6: is secretly a cat
7: baked a cake
8: poked your face
9: is a dog
10: is your father
11: can't speak your language
12: is your brother
13: defeated the Huns
14: is a baby
15: yelled "THIS IS SPARTA"
16: is fabulous
17: is an undercover hamster
18: can fly
19: is insane
20: became Deadpool
21: killed all the Titans (wrong show)
22: made an "in Soviet Russia" joke
23: hates butterflies
24: is a Slytherin
25: screamed "no on expects the Spanish Inquisition"
26: is batman
27: is superman
28: is secretly Flying Mint Bunny
29: punched a whale
30: set fire to the rain
31: pet a cat

Favourite Season

Winter: because it's cold
Summer: because there was a kitten
Spring: because Bill Nye the Science Guy
Fall: because the holy maple leaf