(Spain: before we start with today's "chapter" I would like to say that a lot of peple have been asking to come to Romano and men's wedding. I will most likely say yes. But you got to ask Lovi ok! Ok! Bye!)

England:*working*

(Phone rings)

England:*sighs and goes to pick up phone*

America: YOUR MOM IS CALLIN BACK!
TO WASTE YOUR MINUTES TALKING BOUT THE CAT
AND HOW YOUR DAD IS GETTIN FAT
DONT PICK UP THE PHONE
(begins the pelvic thrust.    ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
DONT PICK UP THE PHONE
CUZ ITS YOUR MAMA
DONT PICK UP THE PHONE
CUZ ITS YOUR MAMA
DONT PICK UO THE PHONE!

England:. . . ok. . .