Trash: whY IS NORWAY SO SKINNY WHEN ALL HE EATS IS GODDAMN BUTTER AND DANISH- ima stop right there. But why in the NAME OF LORD FRUKING DOISTU IS DAMNMARK SO NOT FAT?! ALL HE EATS IS NORWEGI- yep ima just stop

(if you are offended in sorry. . . . but this is pure humor coming from a Norwegian and Danish person . .                                     .  ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° (｡･ω･｡) )