America: Hey, hey Canada say about
Canada: about. . .
America: no, say about
Canada: about. . .
America: no, you say 'aboot'
Canada: no, no one says that.
America: yeah, you say words weirdly.
Canada: oh really, how about this: Free health care.
America:. . .
Canada:*loudly sips from maple syrup bottle with the middle finger up*