[at the world meeting]

England: Italy is awfully quiet today, not that i give a fuck but still

Japan: maybe he is thinking of the matters at hand for once

France: Italy~ Mon Ami what are your thoughts? 

Italy: *opens his eyes*If Germany crushed my head with his thighs i would say grazie~

*Germany turned fifty shades of red in the background he will never wear shorts again to the world meeting*