(Oh, just so you know, this is a Human au)

Antonio and Lovino:*on couch*

Antonio: We should make out

Lovino:*flusterdly reads book, trying to ignore him*

Antonio:*laughing at Lovi*

Lovino:*reading a "My Little Pony" book*

Antonio:*stops laughing*

Lovino:*finishes book* I bet we are...!

Antonio: *looks at Lovi with a bored expression*

Lovino:*fake ass German accent and puts hair like Ludwig*

"VENEZINO! I told you to spread your legs in a 60° angle and to lift your booty 6% north-north-east!"

Antonio:*is laughing hard*

Lovino: * Feliciano voice and puts hair like Feliciano*

"Ve? Ve? But why Ludwig? Is this a new kind of training? Aah.... Ludwig wants to train on the mattress!~ fine by me.... Ve~!! Look, that shadow is shaped like a bunny!❀"

Antonio:*practically dying*

Lovino: pff.... Suckers.....!

Antonio: yeah.....

Antonio and Lovino:.........

Antonio and Lovino:*starts 'damn le kisseh times' on couch*

Turtle:......*is mortified*