Trash: so its like 1 in the morning.....
*hears arguing* oh dear lord
*goes and finds Romano and Belgium fighting over Spain*

Romano: HIS BUTY IS MINE

BELGIUM:(TOO LAZY TO GET OUT OF CAPS LOCK AND BE WARNED THEE WILL BE SPWLING ERROS IM TOO LAZY TO FIX) WELL I KMEW HIM LONGER

ROMANO: DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE?!?! HIS CHURRO WEMT IN MY BUTT

BELGIUM: W-WELL...

ROMANI: YOY SEE GURL OU GIT NOTHIN ON ME!!!

~ IN SPAIN~

Madrid: Papá! Mamá tought me a new word!

Spain: and what is that?

Madrid: Punta!

Spain: ohhh is that

ROMANO!!!

Romano: AYYYEEE THATS-A MAI GURL!!!

~IN ITALY~ (If you need translation jsut ask!)

Itaky: GERMANIA

BERmany: WAS

UTALY: GWRMANIA

GERMAY: WAS

UTALY: MI PERMETTA DI SUCCHIARE IL CAZZO

GWny: DU MACHST MICH GEIL

ITAKY: NON LO SO

GERITA: UUUGGGHHH *DAMN LE KISSEH TIMES*

~IN GERMAY~

PEUSAUA: BURDIE

CANADA: oui Gil

Prussia: BURDE ICH LIEBE DICH!!

CANADA: J T'AIME!!

*DMAN LE KISSEG TIMEZ*

~I FYCKINH FRANCE~ (if you need translations just ask!)

KISSEJ ON LEGZ: ANGLETERRE VOUS VOULEZ LE CUM SUR MON EIFFEL TOWER

IGGY IGS: WHY THE BLOODY HELL WOULF U D O THAT

Frig: PARCE QUE JE T'AIME

IGGY: ZUUUGGGGHHHH ONLY IF YOU SUCK MAI BIG BEN

KISSEH IN LEGZ: D'ACCORD

*DAMN LE SEXY THIMEZ*

~AGIN IN SPAI ~ (if you need translatio jsut ask!)

SPADADAY: MI TOMATE PEQUEÑO?!!

ROAMAMA: QUE?! (look i know im making him speak i n Spanish, but Roma knows Soainish in mau unuverae so dealz with it!)

SPADADDY: DONDE ESTAS?!?!

ROMAMAMY: EN LOS CAMPOS DE TOMATE

SPADADDY: POR QUE

ROMMAMA: PORQUE AMO TOMATES

SPADADDY: POR QUE NO ME AMAS?!?!

ROMMAMA: PERO YO TE AMO

SPADADDY: DE VERDAD

ROMMAMA: SÍ

*MALDITA SEA LA KISSEH VECES*

( too lazy to do GiriPan, srry )

TRash: Ok, así que todos hicieron el kisseh con su amante. Et je suis toujours seul. Alors ¡Adiós!