(One day at Spain and Romano's house)

Spain: ROMANITO! VENGAN AQUI!!! MIRA!

Romano: Jesus Christ * goes down * WHAT DO YOU WANT TOMATO BASTARD!

Spain: I FOUND YOUR OLD BABY PICTURES! AY! QUE LINDO BEBE!

Romano:*cringes* I AM NOT CUTE NOR HAVE I EVER BEEN OR EVER WILL BE, SO GET IT RIGHT TOMATO BASTARD!

Spain: ROMANITO! MIra!!!!! (shoves adorable baby pictures in 'romanito's' face)

Romano:*slaps pictures away* I DON'T WANT TO LOOK AT MY CRINGEY BABY PICTURES TONI- I MEAN TOMATO BASTARD!

Spain: Porque no, mio romanito?

Romano:*mummurs* because it's embarrassing. I'm already a disgusting person why show people a time when I was the ugliest...

Spain: Romano! Tu no estas feo!(laughs) youre adorable!

Romano:phhhhh very funny joke Toni-Tomato Bastard....

Spain: Romanito! Im not joking! I mean, mira, look how cute and chubby you were! ( shows a picture of chubby baby lovi, sporting his RBF)

Romani:*looks away blushing, turning as red as a tomato* no.............

Spain: Si! Mirar a otro, (shows another chubby lovi, who might i add, looks done with everyone's stuff)

Romano:*snaps* I'M NOT CUTE AND STOP CALLING ME IT!!! *runs out room crying*

Spain: (chases after romano with cute home videos) wait lovi! look!

Romano:*Runs faster* NOOOOO *Trips and scrapes knee on a conveniently placed knife on the floor (why was the knife on the floor you think and create your reason) screeches in pain, quivering pain*

Spain: ROMANITO!!(catches up) (starts to sing) Sana sana....

Romano:*cries some more* YOUR PITIFUL SPANISH SONG ISN'T HELPING ANTONIO!!! IT HURTS A WHOLE FREAKING LOT!!

Spain : Of course it works!! ( continues to sing, but louder)

Romano: ANTONIO YOUR VOICE IS BEAUTIFUL BUT CAN YOU LIKE MAYBE PATCH UP OR AT LEAST CLEAN THE WOUND PLEASE

Spain: Oh! I know! (takes vicks vapor rub out of pocket and a can of sprite) this always makes everything better! (hands items to romano)

Romano:*throws items at Spain* ANTONIO THIS ISN'T HELPING,....... and I'm starting to feel a bit dizzy.......

Spain: OH NO! (pulls out dora band aid) HERE (puts band aid on romano) (continues to sing song)

Romano:*sticks out middle finger towards Spain before passing out*

Author: I would like to say thank you for wasting your life on my story, yay! *laughs* I would also like to thank AristocraticLilGirl for helping me with ideas and even writing with me so thank you very much for that! Ok that is all I have to say so thanks for reading so far and BAI!!!