Germany: well, it seems like we can't get there

Romano: don't you dare

Romano: I swear to god

Romano: I SWEAR TO LORD JESUS

Italy: don't you mean it's

Italy: inPATSAble

Romano:*tries to attack Italy*

Spain:*holds him back*

(At a Rihanna concert)

Rihanna: so shine bright like a -

Italy: DOISTU

Rihanna:*looks* shine bright like a -

Italy. DOISTU

Rihanna:*clenches fists* we're beautiful like -

Italy: DOISTUS

Rihanna:*eye twitch* So shine bright. Tonight. You and I. We're beautiful like-

Italy:........

Rihanna:........

Rihanna: Y-

Italy: LIKE DOISTUS IN THE SKY!!!!

Italy: and that is why I'm banned from Rihanna concerts

Germany:*facepalm*

(At the Axis Powers house)

Italy: hey, Germany,what do you call a fake noodle?

Germany:*shrugs*

Italy: an InPASTA *is dying*

Germany:*drag him by the ear to his time out corner*

Trash:*laughs* ok enough of Italy for right now -

Germany: nein, never enough Italia

Italy: GRATZIE DOISTU

Geramany:*nods*

Trash: as I was saying! I hope you guys remember to as always remember to shine bright like a Doistu, worship The King Of Ass, and may you be blessed by the Ikea god! BAI!!