Austria:* aggressively plays piano*

Prussia: VAT ZE HELL IZ ZAT RACKET

Germany: Austria just got burned by Italy

Prussia: vait your boyfriend Italy

Germany: he iz not mein boyfriend

Prussia:ja

Germany:nein

Prussia:ja

Germany: nein

Prussia:ja

Austria:*slams down on one key* VELL YOU SHUT ZE HELL UP SO I CAN CONCENTRATE

Germany and Prussia:*looks at Austria*

Prussia: beer

Germany: beer?

Austria: beer?

All: BEER

Author: and so they all got drunk and threw a German Sparkle Party. They invited everyone and many pics were taken…… many German men pics were taken………. Many of them….