Grandpa Rome: so Germania, how do you feel about your kids?
Germania: well, there's Austria who is a complete failure and I think he's secretly a woman
Grandpa Rome: ummmm
Germania: and there's Liechtenstein who is the cutest thing to walk the Earth
Grandpa Rome: IKR
Germania: Switzerland spends to much time with goats like seriously wtf, he needs a girlfriend
Grandpa Rome: Ya.....
Germania:*squeal* AND THEN THERE'S GERMANY WHO IS THE EPITOME OF PERFECTION
Grandpa Rome: OMG YEAH, HE AND MY ITALY ARE SO CUTE TOGETHER, GERITA FOREVER!
wait what about Prussia
Germania: nope