America:Hey Ivan
Russia:da
America:what do you call a gassy Russian
Russia:comrade don't-
America:Vladimir Tootin
Russia:.....
America:.....
Russia:flip you

(The next day)

Russia: America I have joke
America: 'K dude
Russia: why did I get pulled over by the police on the way to your house
America: wait what?!
Russia: because I was Russian
America:.........
Russia *smiles*
America:*is dying of laughter*

(The next, next day at the meeting)

America:*is cartwheeling*

Russia:*siting normally*

America:*passes Russia bag under table*

Russia:Спасибо? (thank you?)

England: America are you dealing drugs to Russia

America: no *jumps out window*

Russia:(at home) *opens bag to find a bunch of Putin memes* THANK YOU COMRADE!!!

Author/Trash: well it seems as if America won this war, so yeah *laughs* BAI!!! =♡=!