#2 The Italians and Grandpa Rome

(Somewhere in Rome)

Italy: ve! Grandpa can you tell me about what life was like for you in the ancient times?

Rome: Why yes feliciano! Hmm where do i start...

Romano: You don't have to tell us. Your life was probably boring anyways.

Seborga: No! Tell us grandpas Rome! Did you drown in the ladies like i do?

Rome: Of course i did! Anyways, in the ancient times it was kill or be killed (drones on about war time)

Romano: (rolls eyes) i told you it was going to be boring.

Rome: when i was your age i had to bring water all the way from the river to make pasta...

Italy: (gasps) How did you live grandpa????

Rome: Back in my day we didn't have any pickup lines.

Seborga: (screeches) thEN HOW DID YOU DROWN IN THE LADIES?

Rome: we used the blood of our enemies, and you know money and status  worked well too.

Romano: (suddenly interested)

Rome: back in my day, you couldn't wave no white flag. You had to fight.

Italy: (grips white flag tighter)