(This is a conversation me and @ArtistocraticLilGirl had after I showed her the picture in the media, and yes I drew that terrible drawing)

Author/Trash:*shows Prussia and Germany picture in the media* I hope you like it Gil, I made it for you
Prussia: Hmm, vhat iz zhat frau? Oh ITZ A PICTURE OF ZE AWESOME ME. WONDERFUL DRAWING

Germany: Wow, schwester, zat IZ great! Much better than I could do vhen I vas jour age *sits down in chair*

Prussia: HE COULDN'T DRAW FOR HIZ LIFE!!

Trash: Thank you bruder and *is dying of laughter* you couldn't be that bad. Could he Gil?

Prussia: he once drew a puppy, and I thought it waz Satan.

Trash: *is dead, dead from laughter* wow. It was that bad?! *sits in Germany's lap*

Prussia: KESESESESE ZHIS ONE TIME, HE TRIED TO DRAW A CAKE AND I ZHOUGHT IT WAS, A PILE OF DOG POOP KESESESESESE

Germany:*facepalms*(mumbles)or jou couldn't ze vell because your an albino with eye problems.

Trash: *is still dead and hugs Germany* wow Luddy you were that bad, and maybe you're just embarrassed about it, don't worry I was horrible and still am so... Don't worry, mine suck too

Prussia: AT LEAST YOUR DRAWINGS DON'T LOOK DISFIGURED KESESESESESE

Trash: *is dying* They are still bad and wow *starts crying because she's laughing so hard* I'm sorry I'm laughing bruder but that's just funny, and Prussia's laugh makes it even better

Germany: (is really embarrassed) *sighs* itz fine

Trash: Are you sure I can go into a different room until i calm down if you want, it's what you want

Germany:(sits up more) itz fine

Prussia: ARE JOI SURE VEST?? KESESESESE CAUSE IN ZHAT CASE, ONE TIME HE DREW A PIGEON, AND I THOUGHT IT WAS A MEATBALL SUB KESESESESE

Trash: *laughing so hard she starts to cough* OK Prussia that's enough I don't want Big Bruder Luddy to die of embarrassment

Prussia: Are jou sure? I have more stories

Trash: It depends on Luddy.... I mean we can go to a different room big bruder its fine *looks at Luddy with sincere eyes*

Germany: *sighs* go ahead, tell her.

Austria: (from other room) ARE JOU GOING TO TELL HER ABOUT VATI AND HIZ PANTS?

Trash:Thank you Luddy and what about Vati

Prussia: ONE TIME, VHEN LUDDY WAZ LITTLE, HE DIDN'T KNOW VHAT PANTS WERE, SO HE WAZ WITH VATI, AND HE SAW PANTS OF VATI'S THAT HE LIKED , AND SCREAMED " LOOK AT ZHAT HANDSOME MAN" KESESESESE

Trash: *hugs Luddy while laughing* Luddy oh mein gott. Gil that was the best one

Austria:(distant laughing in the other room)

Trash: Oh mein gott *is laughing so hard she is crying and coughing* I'm so sorry Luddy just that is to funny

Germany: *hides face in shame*

Trash: Awwwwww Luddy I'm sorry, *hugs him*

Prussia: At least jou didn't call pants handsome KESESE

Trash: Hey they probably were handsome *laughs*

Germany: *sighs*

Prussia: KESESESESE PROBABLY NOT

Austria: *beautiful piano music plays* (from other room) THEY VEREN'T

Trash: *laughs* thanks for the info Roderich and I'm trying to make him less embarrassed *laughs and squeezes Luddy in a hug*

Germany: jou don't need to, I'm fine

Trash: Are you sure Luddy.... Cause I will stop Roderich and Gil, if you want.... I don't want you to be embarrassed

Germany: I'm sure

Trash: Oook but are you sure you're sure

Prussia: YEAH ARE JOU SURE VEST?

Germany: Ja, I'm fine

Trash: are you?

Prussia: HE'Z FINE, KESESESESE

Trash: OK but if it gets to embarrassing tell me Luddy, and Gil can you tell me more stories

Prussia: ZIS ONE TIME, HE USED GILBIRD'S POO AS WAR PAINT KESESESESE THINKING IT WAS ACTUALLY PAINT

Austria: JA, AND HE SMELT HORRID FOR DAYS

Trash: *is dying* oh mein gott he probably did smell really bad, Any other stories if its not to much Gil *puppy dog eyes*

Prussia: VELL, ZHIS ONE TIME WE VENT TO A RESTAURANT, AND JOU HAD TO SERVE YOURSELF, HE SPILLED HIZ DRINK, AND SCREAMED " NAPKINZZZ" LIKE SOMEONE WAS GOING TO BRING HIM ZE NAPKINS

(I'm making this up now)

Trash:*is dying* oh mein gott bruder, that is too funny.

Germany:*sighs*

Prussia: KESESESESESESE, *checks watch which reads 12:00 A.M* VOW, ok it iz jour bedtime

Trash: but...... You can't tell me when to sleep

Germany:*thinks than idea pops into head: if jou go to bed I vill invite Feli over tomorrow.

Trash:*eyes light up* ok *goes to brush teeth and goes to bed*

Prussia: are jou actually inviting him

Germany: of course, and if I don't zhen lord knows vhat hell she might create

Prussia: good point

Austria :*walks into room with beers* beers?

Germany and Prussia: Beer!

Trash: and so they drink their beer, invited Italy over the next day, and we all lived happily ever after, BAI!!! =♡=!