Prologue: America has just recently came up with a "solution to all the world's problems", well at least he thought he did. So he called everyone to a meeting.

America: So you all probably know why I called you here.

Everyone else: No

America: oh..... well I called you here because I have a way to solve all and I mean ALL of the world's problems

England: oh really Alfred *sarcastically*,what is it

America: well *pulls out slides* my plan is to create this BIG, HUGE, hero to PUSH every problem away!!!

France:*facepalm* Arthur that is NOT my side.

England: W-what you think that's from MY side phhhh please

England, France, America:*start arguing loudly*

Germany:*getting annoyed*

England, France, America:*get louder*

Germany: EVERYONE SHUT UP!!!

Everyone:*looks at Germany*

Italy:*smiles* PASTA

Germany:*gets up and pulls Italy out by his ear*

Italy: LUDWING, LUDWING THAT HURTS

Germany: shut UP FELI!

Romano: why do I come to these

Spain: because Lovi, you are a country and all the countries have to be here

Prussia: ja Antonio is right. Coming from ZE AWESOME PRUSSIA

Germany: sure Gilbert, sure

Russia:KOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOLKOL

Everyone:* runs away terrified*

Russia:*frowns* No one will ever like me

Author: poor Russia