I'm typing this now because I'll be busy for the next two days until Christmas...

Me: Aha! Yes! Christmas! Delicious food, festive music...

Francis: Mistletoe.

Navy: *pushes him away* Haha, in your dreams.

Me: With or without mistletoe, we can all be happy. I can even cook Christmas dinner!

Navy: ^-^ Great!

Francis: ~_~ Non.

Navy: Hmm?

Francis: Vic, where are you from again?

Me: Britain.

Francis: Specifically...?

Me: England.

Francis: Making you...?

Me: English. 

Navy: (－‸－) Oh.

Francis: (－‸－)Oh.

Me: Ok, just to clarify, British food is delicious, despite the myth.

No, really.

We don't burn our scones...!

...Most of the time.