Me: WHOOP! WHOOP! HALLOWEEN. Navy, what are you going to be?

Navy: Uh, I don't really know-

Francis: Vampire...You'd look good as a vampire.

Navy: Fine, but why--?

Francis: Ok, mon petite fleur, repeat after me.

Navy: Can you stop ignoring me?

Francis: "Francis..."

Navy: *rolls eyes but repeats* Francis...

Francis: "Your blood..."

Navy: Your...blood...

Me: Francis, don't--

Francis: "...isn't zhe only sing zat I'll be sucking tonight."

Navy: Isn't-- waIT WAIT, WHAT?!

Francis: Honhonhon~

Navy: YOU...YOU DIRTY FILS DE UN--

Me: *dying from laughter*

Francis and I: *high five*

Navy: NOT COOL.

BLOODY HECK.

Francis: *raises eyebrow* Honhonhon~ You can say zat again.

Navy: *realizes* *smacks Francis*

Me: *still laughing*

Sorry not sorry.