Francis: *smiles* Bonjour, states, countries and humans!

  As you may or may not know, a certain person's birthday is coming up~

  Navy's. On the 30th, to be more specific.

  Anyway, I 'ave less than a week to get her a present and... *groan*

  I don't know.

  I mean, I 'ave something, but that's for much later.

  Besides, Navy only confessed at Christmas, and we started living together in February.

  So, really, it's way too early to give her you-know-what.

  I should go. Navy gets suspicious easily...

  Please give me ideas, if you can.

  Au revoir!