Admin: Hey America?

America: Ya dude?

Admin: so while I was at Wal-Mart I saw a brand and was wondering if you ripped your Nordic friends off?

America: hehe. What would you say that?

Admin: Because the brand was "nordic ware" and it said it was made in America.

America: *dies*

Nordics: WE DID IT! WE FINALLY BROKE FREE! And yes he stole our name.

Admin: NO!!! MY COUNTRY WERE AM I GOING TO LIVE!