China: Let's get down to business, to defeat Japan.
Did you send me daughters, when I asked for sons?
You're the saddest men I ever met
But you can bet before we're through
Countries , I'll make some men out of you

Tranquil as a forest but on fire within
Once you find your center, you are sure to win
You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot
And you haven't got a clue
Somehow I'll make some men out of you

England: I'm never gonna catch my breath

France: Say goodbye to those who knew me

America: Boy, was I a fool in school for cutting gym

Russia: This guy's got 'em scared to death

Canada: Hope he doesn't see right through me

England: Now I really wish that I knew how to swim

China: Be a man
We must be swift as the coursing river
Be a man
With all the force of a great typhoon
Be a man
With all the strength of a raging fire
Mysterious as the other side to me

Time is racing toward us till Japan arrives
Heed my every order and you might survive
You're unsuited for the rage of war
So pack up, go home, you're through
How could I make a man out of you?

England: Be a man

China: We must be swift as the coursing river

France: Be a man

China: With all the force of a great typhoon

America: Be a man

China: With all the strength of a raging fire. Mysterious as the other side to me

Russia: Be a man

China: We must be swift as the coursing river
England: Be a man

China: With all the force of a great typhoon

America: Be a man

China: With all the strength of a raging fire. Mysterious as the dark side of the moon

Russia: Wait. Why did we do this again?