Worst Choice of Allies
AWOOOO I'm surprisingly not too busy and I feel kind of motivated rn WOOOHOOOOO
All characters mentioned (except for random Anons) are owned by Moonton.
Also has anyone heard Fasha's backstory? It's actually fucking cute YOU GOTTA ADMIT, HER HUSBAND VARY LOVES HER SO MUCH THAT HE TURNS INTO A BIRD JUST TO BE HER VISION AWOOOO 😭😭❤❤
The ask/dare box is open.
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(#1: NicoleMateyRage)
Cyclops: Ah?
Cyclops: How do I stop being cute??
Clint: Be hot. (finger guns and winks)
Layla: NO (whacks him with one of her mangas in her hand)
(#2: DexiaDex)
Fanny: Hm... I don't really know...
Fanny: A lot of you guys often complain I am VERY annoying. Is that true??
Moskov: YES.
Zilong: DEFINITELY.
Karina: VERY.
Fanny: Oh...
Fanny: Haha, I'm so sorry! I try my best...
Fanny: And me being "OP" is entirely in your point of view!
(#3: DexiaDex)
Estes: Ah, I would rather heal my teammate.
Estes: I mean, it is the job of a support to "take one for the team".
Moskov: YEAH RIGHT
Moskov: YOU LEAVE ME TO DIE EVERY DAMN TIME
Estes: That is because you move too slow.
Karina: oOOooH
Moskov:
Moskov: I--
(#4: star_nymi)
Harley: ??
Cyclops: What's a "made out"?
Harley: Actually, it's "make out" in present tense.
Cyclops: Then what's that?
Harley: Uhm
Harley: LET'S JUST SAY NO, YOU DON'T NEED TO KNOW WHAT THAT IS
(#5: Deltaruby)
Karina: (looks at Karrie)
Karrie: (looks at Karina)
Karina: Well, yes, we are a "fam".
Vexana: GIRLS FAM TO BE EXACT!
Vexana: WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO (jumps out of the window)
Karrie: I-
Karrie: -that wasn't supposed to happen, right?
(#6: MaxAlexander999)
Roger: Well, wolf transformation is like a hangover.
Roger: So I don't really remember anything...
(#7: jay_spaceassasin)
Rafaela: NO! THAT'S A BAD IDEA!
Zhask: Doesn't seem like it to me.
Estes: You are in quite the disadvantage, we will be against a fighter and a support.
Zhask: And you're also a support.
Estes: We do not have balanced damage. The only thing we have for damage is you and your turrets.
Zhask: And? Doesn't mean we'll lose to someone like him.
Argus: EXCUSE ME?!?
Argus: HOE 1V1 RIGHT HERE, RIGHT NOW
Zhask: OH YOU ASKED FOR IT
Estes: (facepalms)
Rafaela: (mega facepalm)
(#8: PotatoQueen66)
Fanny: ...titan slaying??
Layla: O-oh, that's from an anime!
Fanny: How do you know all this?
Layla: I'm very modernized!
Layla: hehehHEHEHEHEHEH (hides her stash of yaoi manga)
Fanny: But what's a titan?
Layla: It's what they slay in the anime. They're big creatures and they eat humans!
Fanny: Then is slaying Franco considered as adding to my titan count?
Bane: (SNORTS)
(#9: KarmaFetish)
》"You said you're a lesbian, so out of all the girls, who do you like?" -to Alice
Moskov: Dang, it's a whole list.
Alice: The first question's for me!
Alice: Ooh, it's very hard to decide from all these pretty little ladies~
Karina: (disgusted)
Miya: (inches away)
Aurora: (steps back)
Eudora: (shrugs)
Alice: But of course, I always prefer my ice queen, Aurora~
Aurora: (STEPS AWAY EVEN FURTHER)
Alice: Then Fasha.
Alice: <😒> But honestly, it's sad. Aurora loves her guardian knight and Fasha's married.
》"Do you secretly love Miya?" -to Estes
Estes: ...I... no...?
Estes: Miya is like my sister. So I treat her as one.
Estes: Sorry to disappoint you.
Alice: HEY MOZ YOU GOT A CH-
Moskov: (whacks her with a bat)
Moskov: Forgive us for the intrusion.
》"We all know you and Zhask aren't rivals in real life... you're just acting that way to hide the fact that you're a couple." -to Argus
Argus: What??
Zhask: Ugh, ew.
Argus: Shouldn't I be the one saying that??
Rafaela: <😵> Stop hiding it, you guys oddly match together.
Argus: What- noOoo???
Zhask: As if this angel's getting anywhere near me.
Rafaela: (sighs)
Rafaela: <😯> Sometimes I'm just so considered about the relationship you two hold for each other.
Argus: STOP MAKING IT SOUND LIKE WE GOT A FLING
Zhask: EUGH
》"I dare you to kiss one of the guys." -to Irithel
Irithel: Ew, humans??
Karrie: Just pick a guy who doesn't look human!
Irithel: All the males here resemble humans in some way!!
Karrie: HOW 'BOUT SUN??
Irithel: Oh, that works.
Sun: What??
Irithel: (kisses him on the cheek) Ugh, happy?
Sun: (confused???)
》"Have you ever had romantic feelings for Ruby?" -to Alucard
Alucard: Um... that's a hard one actually.
Alucard: ...I treat Ruby as a little sister.
Ruby: And Alu's my big bro!
Alucard: And together we make-
Ruby: -the Lifesteal Duo!
Alice: Ow, why am I not in that?
Moskov: Because nobody considers you as a friend here.
Alice: I--
Alice:
Alice: Fair point.
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Ayayay done!
I actually did this yesterday but got lazy and stuff so I continued today
and yes. i'm a zhargus shipper, and i'm hardcore.
yes i also bought zhask ❤❤❤
awooo see you guys next chapterrrr!
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