Aye, okie, em back? Well, I don't know, I just took a short break.

ANYWAY, CHRISTMAS IS NEAR!!!! MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

All characters mentioned (except for random Anons) are owned by Moonton.

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(#1: PirateMatey)

Everyone: ?

Kagura: What's that supposed to mean...?

(#2: IzumiSagiri-Chan)

Lancelot: Hah! Do you say that because you are very jealous of my beautiful locks?

Lancelot: (flips his hair fabulously)

Lancelot: THAT ALL YOU GOT, SWEETIE? (EYEBROW WIGGLING INTENSIFIES)

(#3: LaserBeam420)

Zhask: Cats.

Argus: Both.

Zhask, Argus: ...

Zhask: ...that... works...

Argus: I'm glad we have finally come to an agreement for once.

Zhask: Once in a blue moon.

Rafaela: IF YOU TWO AREN'T GOING TO KISS EACH OTHER, I'M GOING TO JUMP OFF THIS TWO-STORY HOUSE.

Argus: OKAY, OKAY, CHILL

Zhask: What.

Argus: You may GLADLY stab me after this.

Zhask: With pleasure.

Argus: (kisses him quickly on the lips)

Rafaela: WOOOOHHHHH

Helcurt: (claps)

Rafaela: W O O H O O O O O H

Argus, Zhask: (pull away)

Argus: That's over with.

Zhask: (rolls on the floor with his hands covering his face)

Argus: Oddly, that was rather enjoyable.

Rafaela: w O O H H H H O o O O o

Argus: Shut up, Raf.

(#4: MaxAlexander999)

Alucard: Well, I am not an angel, so I should not be counted.

Freya: You know who should be counted?

Freya: (does an idol pose with her golden wings out) Me.

Rafaela: N-no! I can't- I can't handle the beauty-! (pretends to choke)

Argus: How do I lower the brightness?

Freya: YOU CANNOT HOLD ME DOWN, ARGUS.

Freya: I AM THE VALKYRIE, FREYA!

Freya: NOTHING STANDS IN MY WAY!

Argus: (flashes a flashlight straight at Freya's eyes) There's this.

Freya: (HISS) FOUL PLAY!

(#5: HoodieHorace)

Fanny: Hm?

Fanny: I... do not really have a romantic interest right now.

Fanny: (shrugs) Haha! We'll never know!

(#6: PotatoQueen66)

Rafaela: It is Christmas season. In holy law, I am not allowed to do that.

Moskov: Alice doesn't even...

Moskov: (points at Alice) You think I find THIS piece of trash attractive???

Alice: You're one to talk!

Alice: Besides, I wouldn't try, this dude is 100% gay, ya'll.

Moskov: CAN YOU NOT.

Argus: Forgot you still read the Bible, Raf.

Rafaela: Of course I do!

(#7: DumbPig)

Rafaela, Zhask: NO.

Zhask: Oh, we agreed on that. Fantastic.

Argus: You WOULD know which one I'd murder.

Argus: I would have if he wasn't cute as a human.

Zhask: So, after we go back to being angel ans alien, you would murder me?

Argus: Yes.

Zhask: Wow.

(#8: KarmaFetish)

》"How do you suddenly move from one place to another all of a sudden?" -to Helcurt

Helcurt: There is only one explanation...

Helcurt: (sprinkles glitter everywhere) MAGIC!

》"KISS LANCE" -to Zilong

Zilong: I-I- sure...

Odette: (FALLS OF SQUEALING IN HER SEAT)

Zilong: (approaches Lancelot and tips his head so he would be facing him) Of course, if you are okay with it.

Lancelot: (nods, face feeling hot and all red) Y-yes...

Odette: OH MY GOOSE- AAAAAAAA~~!!!! IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING IT'S HAPPENING--

Zilong: (leans in)

Lancelot: (leans closer till their lips are together)

Odette: IT HAPPENED

Odette: YESSSS (clapping and dancing intensifies)

Lancelot, Zilong: (pull away, staring at each other)

Moskov: Jesus, get a room for your romantic staring.

Lancelot: (pushes Zilong away) Y-yes, of course-! U-uh...

Zilong: (laughs lightly, face red)

Lancelot: (laughs lightly with him)

Odette: THIS IS SO ADORABLE I'M SQUEALING!!

Layla: I didn't play matchmaker today, but it seems my matchmaker vibes are vibrating among everyone! Everyone's all lovey today!

Layla: Sadly it hasn't affected the ZhaRgus yet...

Clint: Woah, darlin'.

Layla: HOLD ON THERE, CLINT. I'M GOING TO ACHIEVE THE ZHARGUS.

》"JUST DO IT WITH ZHASK ALREADY" -to Argus

Argus: Regrettably, I know what that means. (covers his red-tinted face)

Layla: Just kiss him again to satisfy them!

Argus: Ugh. That should work.

Zhask: Yeah, yeah, whatever. Let's get this over with...

Argus: (kisses Zhask)

Odette: SO MUCH IS HAPPENING OH MY GOOSE!!

Argus, Zhask: (pull away, faces equally red)

Odette: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!

Zhask: Hopefully, we don't have to do this time.

Argus: HOPEFULLY.

Layla: AWWWW YEAAAAHHHHHH

》"I KNOW YOU'RE LYING ABOUT LIKING MIYA YOU LIAR." -to Estes

Estes: Ah, no, Miya and I are actually very much bloodline related.

Miya: Yes, I am his cousin!

》(throws a paper at her) "Here's the pizza restaurant's number. You're welcome." -to Kagura

Kagura: (GASPS) YES, PIZZA!

Kagura: THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!

Hayabusa: Kagura, why are you so excited over a circular pastry?

Kagura: BECAUSE I HEARD IT TASTES GOOD!

Kagura: (dials the number and puts the phone to her ear)

Miya: Wait, does anyone here have money to pay for the pizza?

Everyone: ...

Miya: That's what I thought. Kagura, put the phone down.

Kagura: Aw... (puts the phone back down)

》"Can you make me a shuriken, too?" -to Karrie

Karrie: I can.

Karrie: But I don't want to.

Irithel: OHHHHHHH

Clint: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Moskov: (claps)

Irithel, Clint: OHHHHHHHHHHHH

(#9: TomorrowExists)

Nana: I assure you, I grew out of it!

Miya: ...are you sure...?

Nana: (wearing dark eyeliner with Graveyard Party with The Black Parade playing in the background) I'm very sure!

Miya: <._.> (inches away slowly)

(#10: AshKate4ever)

Nana: Oh, oh! I still do!

YSS: (swiftly hides his turtle plush)

(#11: fangirltato4life)

Moskov: ???

Estes: ???

Alice: WOOHOOOOO

Alice: DO IT, HOE (kicks Moskov)

Moskov: OW NO-

Estes: (stands up and approaches Moskov)

Estes: Then I suppose I will do it.

Moskov: Ahahaha... Estes, you're joking me, right?

Estes: No. I am simply complying to the request.

Moskov: (sighs) Fair point...

Estes: (tip toes a little and lightly kisses Skov on the lips)

Moskov: (blushes) !

Miya: WOAH, THAT'S THE S***

Layla: AWWWW YESSSSSSS

Alice: (DANCING IN THE BACKGROUND)

Estes, Moskov: (pull away)

Estes: (smiles) Thank you, I enjoyed that.

Moskov: U-uh... you're... welcome...?

Estes: (laughs)

Miya: I'M SO SHOOK

Layla: FANGIRL ACTIVATED!

(#12: Echo_Gwmc)

Irithel: There is not much to say.

Irithel: He still is human, after all.

Nana: Woah, Iri, calm down...

(#13: HoodieHorace)

Kagura: I do like chocolate, but I don't have any of that Choco Mucho you are talking about.

Kagura: Even if I did, I wont't give it to Haya, so you won't kill him!

Hayabusa: (BREATHES A BIG SIGH OF RELIEF)

(#14: kirinsbride)

Estes: Ah, I have already found inner peace, so nothing, no matter how big it is, really gets at my nerves.

Hilda: You're a saint...

Hilda: Also, I would pick Balmond or Lapu-Lapu! The two of them are my great sparring friends!

Layla: I'm actually glad the innuendo flew above her head...

Hilda: What innuendo?

Layla: NOTHING.

(#15: HoodieHorace)

》"Make out with Argus until he's too dazed!" -to Rafaela

Rafaela: Also according to holy law, I cannot do that.

Argus: You're saving me here.

Rafaela: THANK ME LATER, FAM

》"Why are you so fast in Christmas mode? Are you Flash? If so, tell your story!" -to Natalia

Natalia: What's heavy makes you feel lighter.

Natalia: But admittedly, snow is not very fun to run through.

Moskov: Please, you look like a struggling long-legged flamingo whenever you run in snow.

Natalia: SHUT UP.

》"Read kirinsbride's book, Resurrection!" -to Argus

Argus: ??

Argus: I don't feel like reading, today.

Argus: Apologies.

》"BIRD FIGHT!" -to Pharsa, Odette

Odette: But I'm not actually a bird...

Pharsa: (pats Verri) You are too afraid to fight us?

Odette: W-well, yes!

Pharsa: Ah, you fear us.

Odette: YES, I DO...

Pharsa: I see... no fights until we may call it an even battle without fear as our barrier.

Odette: Y-yes, sure...

Pharsa: A treaty? (holds her hand out)

Odette: Treaty! (shakes Pharsa's hand)

》"I dare you to make the tiger sniff the rose!" -to Lancelot

Lancelot: I-I'm trying... (trying to inch closer to Leo)

Leo, Irithel: (growl at Lancelot)

Lancelot: (SCREAMS)

》"We'll install wifi but you won't know the password." -to Vexana

Vexana: Oh... my already broken heart...

Vexana: ...

Vexana: That's okay, I have data!

Vexana: WAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAH!

Vexana: I'M ALWAYS ONE STEP AHEAD OF YOU ANONS

》"Are you gonna have a rework?" -to Alice

Alice: Hm... well, I like the current me...

Alice: But a makeover sounds promising... as long as I'm as appealing as ever, of course~!

》"CAN YOU NOT USE YOUR CLONES IN BATTLE?" -to Sun

Sun: No-

Sun [2]: Can-

Sun [3]: Do!

Sun(s): (LAUGHING TRIUMPHANTLY)

Irithel: You just wasted your Ultimate...

Sun: It's what they call extra effect!

》"How does it feel to be kicked out of Christmas Mode?" -to Gord

Gord: I do not really mind it.

Gord: No one deserves to see my true power anyway.

Gord: BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAH- (coughs)

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Well, I finally got that finished!

Ask/Dare is still open! Don't forget to leave them in the comments!

Also wo you guys r into the straight stuff

i will let you inhale the true potential of gAYYYYY

W A H O O O