its been like

two weeks??

i have no idea???

All characters mentioned (except for random Anons) are owned by Moonton.

The ask/dare box is open.

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(#1: MaxAlexander999)

Clint: ...that's... not s'posed to be a good thing, right?

Layla: Hmm... which one...? (shuffles througg all her yaoi)

Clint: I do NOT want anythin' associated with this homosexuality!

Layla: If you read it AND finish it, you get a kiss.

Clint: DEAL. (takes the manga from Layla's hand)

(#2: HoodieHorace)

Rafaela: Ah... I pass...

Rafaela: I like my life as an angel, currently.

(#3: CaptainVincey)

Moskov: And funnily enough, that Room 98 you were mentioning is the living room. (points at a mistletoe right above him)

Zilong: ...is this going to be a don't get caught challenge? Can't we just take these mistletoes down?

Alice: You idiot, that makes it less fun!

Alice: First couple to kiss has to pay me $20!

Moskov: Well, congrats, you got a free $20. (points at Eudora and Gord making out in a corner)

Alice: Y E E T

(#4: Deltaruby)

Kagura: Oh, I have a pet cat back at home!

Kagura: I call him Yang.

Odette: I have my swans at home, but Lancelot and I are not dating.

Lancelot: Princess, please-

Odette: (INTENSE EYEBROW WIGGLING)

(#5: HoodieHorace)

[1]

Helcurt: I can but... I don't want to?

Vexana: Bless your soul.

Estes: That is my job.

Vexana: SHUT IT, ELF

[2]

Vexana: Oh, that isn't really my intention. It's usually an angry claw phantom and whatever.

Vexana: But my high fives do pack more of a punch than Charmed Specter!

Vexana: (punches Skov)

Moskov: AAAUGH WHAT THE FUCK-

Vexana: See?

[3]

Hayabusa: ...

Hayabusa: (grabs his katana)

Kagura: <😢> Haya-chan, nooo!! (grabs the katana from him)

Hayabusa: But, Kagura-

Kagura: I'm not going to lose you, Haya-chan. I'm here to be right beside you, so don't you dare leave me!

Kagura: (hugs Hayabusa)

Hayabusa: ... (sighs and hugs Kagura back)

Moskov: Psh. That's sweet, but can we move o-

Odette: (kicks Skov)

Moskov: aUgh MY SIDES

[4]

Rafaela, Argus: No thanks.

Rafaela: Besides, I am certain he's gay for a certain ali-

Argus: (INHALES SHARPLY) LYING IS A SIN, RAFAELA.

[5]

Gatot: Haha! No, mind games are for the weak!

Gatot: When I clap, I call them forth to a challenge they cannot escape!

Zhask: And physical fights are for people as small minded as you, Gatot.

Gatot: Oh, really?

Zhask: I'd like to see how your pea-sized mind can deal with mind games.

Gatot: Yes, I accept!

Zhask: You accept? You do not want to end up like her. (points at Alice)

Alice: (crying over their recent chess game where she loses for the 10th time)

Gatot: (gulps) I'm no coward! (takes Alice's place)

Argus: Not a good idea.

Rafaela: (pats Alice) I think Alice needs the most help here...

[6]

Everyone: eunnymint...?

[7]

Alucard: 69? Isn't that a number?

Zilong: (SNICKERING)

Alucard: What are YOU laughing about?

Zilong: (holds back his laughter) N-nothing... it's just that you're 25 and you DON'T know what 69 is??

Alucard: It is a number, Zhao.

Zilong: <😭😂> OH MY GOD

(#6: KurooBa)

Miya: Hm?

Miya: Uh... I don't want to scream... it'll hurt my throat...

Layla: I gotcha, baby! (fishes out her phone and plays out an anime scream from a hentai)

Miya: L-LAYLA! THAT WAS INDECENT!

Layla: (SNICKERS)

(#7: LaserCatato420)

[1]

Helcurt: (shrugs)

Helcurt: I may have insane killing impulses, but I am, naturally, very chill when it isn't night time.

Helcurt: Unless you tick me off. I will immediately slit your throat with no hesitation.

[2]

Kagura: Yeah, Haya-chan! You have never eaten any modern Western food!

Hayabusa: No... I do not find this pizza interesting...

Hayabusa: Besides, Kagura-san, we both have no money to pay for this "pizza delivery".

Kagura: ...right...

[3]

Vexana: Oh, I use Samsung.

Vexana: And I'd definitely kill Mozzy just for some good wifi.

Moskov: I swear I did not do anything to her to deserve this today.

[4]

Argus: My wings last five seconds, I concede defeat.

Freya: (flies until she touches the ceiling) Loser.

Argus: Fuck off.

Rafaela: (flies up until she touches the ceiling) We are limited here. Why not we settle this outside, Freya?

Freya: Yes, of course.

Argus: OH, SO YOU ONLY SPEAK COURTEOUSLY TO RAF, NOW, DO YOU?

Freya: Because you're an angel fugitive and if it hadn't been for the law of the land, I would have killed you.

Argus: Yeah, but-

Argus: Nevermind. Go die in the sun.

Freya: I'm immortal.

Argus: Fuck you.

[5]

Zhask: Mage.

Argus: Fighter.

Zhask: ...

Argus: ...

Zhask: You're some suicidal little sword holder who constantly dies in team battle.

Argus: And you're the team sissy who literally can't push and get the objective for shit.

Zhask: Excuse me? I'll have you know, I excel in push, read up, idiot.

Argus: And I specialize in burst damage, you're calling me a little suicidal freak if I can kill without having to die at all?

Zhask: That's because of your temporary regeneration immortality.

Argus: It's better than just making your damn hell spawn bigger for a limited time.

Argus: You casters are way too sissy AND easy to fuck over, anyway.

Zhask: Where'd you learn to talk dirty to me like that, cherié~?

Argus: Wh-

Argus: wait. no tHAT WAS N OT

Argus: i-

Zhask: (winks at him)

Argus: (SCREAMS IN HIS HANDS)

(#8: PotatoQueen66)

Hayabusa: I was... rather shocked. The road is dangerous, I do not know how Kagura-san has crossed all that herself.

Kagura: Hey, don't doubt me! I have learned the best!

Hayabusa: But I am proud of her.

Hayabusa: ...and thankful she's here.

Kagura: AWWWW!!

(#9: HoodieHorace)

Irithel: (sprinkes salt on the floor, forming a circle)

Irithel: But I must.

(#10: HoodieHorace)

Freya: (does a model pose) POSE WITH YOUR HEELS, NOT WITH YOUR FEELS!

Rafaela: (poses as well) YES!

Argus: (coughs) I am only acquianted with these two, I am in no way friends with them.

Freya: (kicks Argus) YOU SISSY

Argus: WHAT DID I DO TO RECIEVE THIS TREATMENT

(#11: CuteKittensMeowing)

[1]

Miya: (kisses Estes on the cheek)

Estes: Ah, thank you, sister.

Miya: No problem, b r o t h e r.

Layla: (raises a sign saying "No Elfcest 2018!")

[2]

Alucard: Uh... here's the thing...

Alucard: Odette and I aren't quite... "acquianted"... it would be awkward to embrace royalty such as her.

Odette: It's just a hug! Besides...

Odette: (hugs Alucard and whispers in his ear) I know you're gay.

Alucard: (hugs back awkwardly and gulps) <😨>

(#12: IzumiSagiri-Chan)

[1]

Lancelot: Uh... how is that pronounced...?

Kagura: Ai-shi-te-ru. It's simple!

Lancelot: Uh... okay... aishiteru...?

Kagura: (claps) You did it!

Hayabusa: (prepares his katana) SHADOW KIR-

Lancelot: NO, SIR, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!

Lancelot: I'M GAY-!

Hayabusa: (returns his katana) --oh

Kagura: Oh...?

Odette: OH (EYEBROW WIGGLING)

Everyone: (stares at Lancelot) ...

Zilong: Uh... (blushes)

Lancelot: I- u-uh... I...

Lancelot: (hides his face in his hands and lies down) HHHHHHHH

Odette: It's okay... (pats Lancelot)

[2]

Cyclops: If Harley ages, he'd be the next Lancelot.

Harley: Handsome? Because we both are equally.

Lancelot: (gives him a thumbs up whilst rolling on the floor)

Cyclops: No- I-

Harley: (turns the recorder off) Saved.

Cyclops: dID YOU JUST

(#13: Echo_Gwmc)

[1]

Rafaela: They're cute.

Freya: Cute, gay, and ya'll need to start makin out. Trust me.

Argus: NO???

Zhask: Bleh.

Layla: They could fulfill the darker side of my yaoi fantasies!

Argus: That sounds ultimately disgusting...

Zhask: Geez...

[2]

Zhask: One, that's disgusting.

Zhask: Two, that's impossible.

Zhask: Three, no.

Argus: Ya said it too fast for me to join in.

[3]

Layla: Huh... you have a point there...

YSS: (sweats) That does not sound good...

Gatot: That is because it isn't.

Lapu2: TAKBUHAN NA [RUN!]

Layla: Ah!

Layla: One (points at YSS), two (points at Lapu2), three (points at Gatot)! An OT3!

Lapu2: <😟> Nadamay tuloy ako... [I got pulled in...]

Gatot: THAT IS PREPOSTOROUS! I AM NOT A HOMOSEXUAL!

YSS: I am not one either. Layla, this is not necessary...

Layla: lET ME DREAM OK

[4]

Zhask: What the fuck is a French kiss, even??

Argus: It's tongue.

Zhask: (falls off chair)

Freya: YOU PUSSIES, JUST DO IT

Lesley: It feels good, trust me!

Argus: ...if you know this, you've tried it, have you not??

Lesley: I- (blushes)

Miya: (covers her face in a blanket and pillows) HRMMGHHM

Freya: OH.

Freya: That's rather interesting.

Freya: BUT YOU'RE GETTING OFF TOPIC HERE.

Argus: Pfft.

Freya: AT LEAST JUST A NORMAL KISS.

Argus: Ugh, yeah, I can work with that.

Argus: (kisses Zhask)

Zhask: ??? (blushes)

Freya: Better be ten seconds.

Argus: (pulls away) We DIDN'T AGREE TO THAT

(#14: claudiafbla)

Saber: (swiftly kisses Alpha on the cheek)

Saber: It said in thirty seconds, not for thirty seconds. So I approached quickly.

Alpha: Ah, right!

Layla: (GASPS)

Layla: YAOI TWINCEST?!?

Layla: ANOTHER GAY FANTASY ON MY LIST!!

(#15: iksanroku)

Kagura: (catches the money) Ah! Yay!

Kagura: See, Haya-chan! We can finally have pizza!

Kagura: Thank you, stranger!

Hayabusa: Ah... Kagura-san, there is another problem here.

Kagura: Yes?

Hayabusa: ...there is no signal here.

Kagura:

Kagura: (collapses on Hayabusa and dramatically cries) MY PIZZA!!!

Hayabusa: No, no, Kagura-san... please don't cry...

(#16: HoodieHorace)

Pharsa: If Verri died?

Pharsa: It'd be a pleasure to take my revenge.

Alice: Ahahaha... hah...

Alice: (clings to Moskov) GET ME OUT OF HERE, ASAP

Moskov: No.

(#17: AshKate4ever)

YSS: I do not have a particular romantic interest in anyone...

Layla: (SLIDES DOWN THE WALL DRAMATICALLY IN DESPAIR) NOOOOOO

YSS: Ah, it is fine. No offense taken!

(#18: CecilSimatupang)

[1]

Zilong: Long hair is actually family tradition!

Zilong: Besides, I like it this way! (flips his hair)

Alucard: I don't.

Zilong: YOUR OPINION WAS NOT NECESSARY

[2]

Natalia: (hides her face in her hood) N-no...

Tigreal: It's just a kiss. It may be on the forehead or the cheek!

Natalia: ...

Tigreal: (leans down a little)

Natalia: (blushes, tip toes and leaves a peck on his cheek)

Tigreal: (blushes and smiles) See? Not that bad!

Natalia: (laughs quietly) Y-yeah...

Layla: <😭> ONE OF THE ONLY STRAIGHT THINGS I'LL APPROVE OF

Freya: Yeah, you two. IT AIN'T THAT BAD.

Argus: I DIDN'T AGREE TO MAKING OUT, THIS IS ENTIRELY ON ANOTHER LEVEL, FREYA.

Freya: YOU'RE JUST A SISSY

Zhask: He is, though.

Argus: WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU EVEN ON????

(#19: CaptainVincey)

Fanny: Oh, they're attached to my belts. The movement of the cable attached to my blades trigger the cables of my gear, so I have to move a whole lot when using these.

Fanny: But I'm used to it! It takes a lot of energy to do an eight cable combo, but I manage!

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Wow, monster chapter HAHAHAHA

Some of the dares didn't fit since i exceeded twenty pics, but i'll do them next chap!

Yes almost everything is gay here what did you eXPECT HAHAHAHAHA

awooo, ill try to update faster but school is fucking mE, so ill be quite slow

anyhoo, i'll see yall next chapter!

lights out!