AWOOOO if I don't think I've told you, I'm here to tell you now!

I'M ON CHRISTMAS BREAKKKKK!!!

So that would mean more chapters coming out more frequently (hehehe)

Anyway this is now 4/5 of the human morph chapters so make the most off of this fam ;)

All characters mentioned (except for random Anons) are owned by Moonton.

The Christmas Ask/Dare box is now open.

haha also i drew my human!argus n zhask and i'll put them at the end of the chapter,,

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(#1: PirateMatey)

Rafaela: Ah, so doesn't that mean all the guys become girls and all the girls become guys?

Layla: Yep!

Rafaela: Yes, I'm on it!

Argus: RAF NO P L E A S E--

A similiar bright light from before encases the room once more.

Everyone: ...

Clint: (opens his eyes) ...

Clint: Oh my god, you GUYS.

Alucard: What?

Clint: ...I have boobs...

Alucard: All of us do.

Clint: Who's the bustiest one here?

Alucard: (face palms)

Alpha: Haha, are we supposed to be affected by this?

Saber: Technically, no...

Zilong: AYE WE GOT A WINNER!!

Bruno: Z-Zhao, no-!

Zilong: Confirmed, Bruno's the thiccest one here! (gives a thumbs up)

Lancelot: ...

Lancelot: ...I'm... I'm flat...

Zhask: ARE WE EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE AFFECTED BY THIS????

Argus: Not you, for sure. But since we've been morphed into mortals, guess we are.

Layla: Oh my goodness, no more troublesome breasts for the day!

Irithel: HAH, I'M F R E E

Nana: I'm flat, so being a girl or a guy doesn't bother me at all!

Sun: Wasn't Nana a guy already?

Nana: <;-;> What.

Sun: So... you're a trap?

Nana: What's a trap?

Layla: (smacks Sun) NO.

(#2: FallenCrownOfSpades)

》"Have you watched Twilight? If so, how badly did they mess up the werewolf thing?" -to Roger

Roger: Uh...

Roger: What's a "Twilight"?

Ruby: AWW, POPS!

Ruby: We watched that last night!

Roger: Oh, it's that one with the sparkling vampire, right?

Alucard: Edward?

Ruby: Yes, it is.

Roger: OHHH!!

Roger: Yeah... I kind of fell asleep watching it soooo...

Roger: (shrugs)

》"Do you ever see Roger and Nana fighting? Y'know, because of the cat elf and werewolf thing?" -to all animal-related heroes

Nana: Oh! Cats and dogs being rivals is a big animal myth! (pats Leo)

Leo: (purrs)

Sun: Wait, what? I thought it was real.

Akai: I HAVE always wondered why Roger has never gobbled you up in his wolf form...

Roger: Owh...

Sun: (slaps Akai) No time for food, Akai.

Akai: Ow... (rubs his cheek)

》"How do y'all react when Yi Sun-Shin uses his special kill steal skill?" -to everyone

Moskov: (shrugs) I'm fine with it.

Moskov: Except when it was clearly my kill.

Moskov: Next time, sweetie, if it's my kill, it's mine. Don't take it from me, or I will forcefully defy battlefield rules and choke you to death.

YSS: (sweats)

Moskov: Got it?

YSS: Uh... (nods)

Moskov: (laughs) Good.

Alice: Dude-

Karina: He does the kill steal better than I do...

Natalia: Considering you are called the "kill steal queen".

Karina: <:(> Stop taking my job, Yi...

Layla: Ack, I gotta admit, it gets annoying sometimes.

Layla: They die because of his Ultimate before I'm able to finish 'em off with mine!

Karrie: Admit, this ultimate gotta be way worse than Moskov's. It's like his but half the damage, but he does it THRICE.

Karrie: T H R I C E.

Karrie: I'VE DIED TO THOSE FIREWORKS MORE THAN TEN TIMES, YI.

YSS: I see, everyone is quite... 'triggered', about my Ultimate.

Everyone: VERY.

(#3: LaserBeam420)

Argus: I...

Zhask: Uh...

Everyone: Oh...

Everyone:

Argus:

Zhask:

Argus: ...we can do the dabbing, though.

Argus: But first of all...

Argus: THIS HOE CAN'T DO ANYTHING FOR S*** WITHOUT THE GODDAMN WORM (DABS)

Zhask: F*** YOU, 0/10, PIECE OF S***

Zhask: THIS MOTHERF***ER DOESN'T SURVIVE A SINGLE CLASH WITHOUT HIS WINGS, HOW MUCH MORE ABOUT LORD (MEGA DABS)

Rafaela: OOOOOHHHHH

Freya: OOOOOHHHHHHH

Freya, Rafaela: (OOOOHHH's in Argus' ears)

Argus: <:^)>

(#4: KurooBa)

Akai: AIGHT, LET'S BREAK THIS PARTY DOWN!

Everyone: NOOOOOOOO

Akai: ...nah, unless you give me food, that is.

Everyone:

Eudora: (electricutes the circuits of the refrigerator)

Eudora: Woops!

Akai: <;-;>

(#5: IzumiSagiri-Chan)

Zilong: NO

Zilong: PLEASE

Zilong: N O

Tigreal: Come on, old friend, what's so wrong about a little flipping?

Zilong: n oOo O oOO o o oOoO

(#6: DexiaDex)

》"I DARE YOU TO ROAST EVERYONE (or some)" -to Moskov

Moskov: Aw, but that's a little too tiring.

Moskov: Besides, I'm not gonna spill all my hatred all in one go.

Moskov: There's still a lot more instances upcoming for that, don't you think?

Estes: Why does this man always have the smart ass villain voice and the mystery vibe?

Estes: No, I am not complaining, but why is he always like that???

Moskov: (shrugs) I don't know, either.

》"What do you think of Alice, since she seduced your husband?" -to Alice

Vexana: Honestly, Alice, you are the biggest and most disgusting skank I have ever met.

Alice: Good to know.

Moskov: (claps from behind)

Vexana: But hey, centuries are centuries.

Vexana: But if you dare mess with me again, I will personally drag you by the throat into my own chamber and torture you there.

Alice: Sounds kinky. (raises her eyebrows)

Vexana: (GROANS) STOP

》"If you don't have your blades, what weapon would you use?" -to Fanny

Fanny: Ah, I'd use a bat! (holds up a metallic baseball bat)

Fanny: It's rather efficient.

Fanny: It's just like hitting a baseball while flying!

Fanny: POW! (swings her bat) Like th-

Zilong: OWH-- (gets hit)

Fanny: OH MY GOODNESS I'M SO SORRY

》"What do you think of CyLey? Will you accept it and become Cyclops' sister in law?" -to Lesley

Lesley: Uh... what's a CyLey???

Harley: Ughhh...

Cyclops: (looks away)

Layla: It's Harley and Cyclops paired together!

Lesley: Oh?

Lesley: AWW, HARLS, YOU'RE SO MATURE NOW! (pokes Harley's cheeks)

Harley: AGHHH SIS, NOOOOO

Lesley: You even have a wonderful boyfriend!

Harley: (blushes) N-NO I DON'T...

Cyclops: I'M NOT HIS BOYFRIEND!!

Lesley: Shhh, not YET, though.

Harley: LESLEY NOOOO

》"Do you like planes? Since you're a PLANES Dominator? Or is it actually supposed to be PLANETS?" -to Zhask

Zhask: Ah, well, yes. Planes are a rather interesting mode of transportation.

Zhask: And I'm not sure if being called "Planes Dominator" was really an accident. I started out small by taking over simple entire halves of a world by land until I decided to take over actual worlds and dimensions.

》"Can you dominate Argus? ;3"

Zhask: I--

Argus: What???

Zhask: (blushes) Uh...

Argus: DON'T YOU DARE ANSWER THAT

Zhask: WE DON'T EVEN LIKE EACH OTHER, WHY IS EVERYONE ON TO US???

Argus: AAAAGHHH

Argus: Besides, if we were a thing, you'd be too weak to be top.

Zhask: (hits him with his staff) SHUT UP

》"Why do you look like Natalia?" -to Helcurt

Helcurt: Maybe because I'm her adopted child!!!

Helcurt: OOOOOH MYSTERY

Natalia: No you're not.

(#7: vanilla_notebook)

》"Who dominates the other one if you two were to do the 'thing'?" -to Zhask, Argus

Zhask: Wh-???

Argus: N-neither of us! Never in my immortal life will I possibly have s** with this... (points at Zhask) ...thing!

Zhask: What he said, except that 'thing' is you.

Alice: WHY ARE YOU GUYS SO HARD-HEADED

Alice: I CAN LITERALLY SEE THE SEXUAL TENSION FROM HERE

Argus, Zhask: SHUT UP

》"Are you Natalia on steroids? Also, do you know Alma from Magic Rush? You look like her for some reason." -to Helcurt

Helcurt: First I look like Natalia, now I look like some lady named Alma?

Helcurt: Also, no, what the hell are steroids??

Argus: Drugs??

Helcurt: ...

Helcurt: ...maybe I AM Natalia but on drugs.

Helcurt: <👀>

》"How does it feel to be human?" -to Cyclops

Cyclops: I...

Cyclops: I have two eyes.

Cyclops: I HAVE TWO EYES.

Harley: WHAT?? THAT SHOULDN'T BE POSSIBLE

Cyclops: I H A V E T W O E Y E S

Cyclops: I'M GOING TO RULE THE WORLD

Cyclops: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Cyclops: (coughs) I mean.

Cyclops: Yeah, okay, I have two eyes.

》"Why isn't Harley having dinner tonight? :c" -to Lesley

Lesley: <):> He stole my ammo.

Harley: lesley pls ily

(#8: HoodieHorace)

Lancelot: Hm?

Lancelot: Do you mean someone has to cut MY hair?

Alice: SNIP SNIP, LOVER BOY (grabs the scissors)

Lancelot: (SCREAMS)

(#9: MaxAlexander999)

》"Give flowers to a certain Perfumed Knight." -to Zilong

Zilong: U-uh...

Lancelot: THANK YOU FOR THE THOUGHT, SIR ZILONG, BUT I AM QUITE IN A HURRY NOW

Lancelot: SHOOT-! (almost trips running up the stairs)

Alice: C O M E B A C K H E R E

》"Have a pick-up line war." -to Zhask, Argus

Zhask: (clears his throat)

Zhask: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? (winks)

Rafaela: OHHHHHH

Freya: Well, that's a sudden change of mood.

Argus: ...

Argus: Yes it did, you motherf***er.

Zhask: I'M SORRY THAT WAS SO HORRIBLE HAHAHAH YOU HAVE ALL THE RIGHT TO CHOKE ME

Argus: ...

Zhask: ...

Zhask: What, you got nothing?

Argus: (blushes, sighs and looks away) No...

(#10: PotatoQueen66)

Hayabusa: Yes, an interesting challenge...

Lancelot: UHM, SORRY TO DELAY, BUT MAY YOU PLEASE HOLD UP A SECOND?

Lancelot: (throws a chair at Alice) SHOO, FOUL DEMON

Kagura: Is he gonna be fine?

Odette: (shrugs) Eh. Maybe not.

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AWOOO HAHAHA

okie here's the art stuff i guesssss

awooo
DexiaDex i promised to show u my human!argus so here he is in all his demonic/angellic glory AWOO I LOVE HIM SO MUCH 💞💞

yes daz p old hahahah

i drew his wife-

I MEAN HIS RIVAL zhask HUHUHU if he isnt wearing his crown he often has glasses on 💞💞💞

also have our sassy lord and savior skov (p old art hihihi)

anyways AWOOO ik my art is cringy okie HAHAHAH

anyway SEEYA GUYS NEXT CHAPTERRRRR