PapaJoe: Joe West

MamaCecile: Cecile Horton

Bear: Barry Allen

Wall-e/TheFastOne: Wally West

AnnoyedSister: Iris West

AlwaysHard: Nate Heywood

Future: Zari Tomaz

PalmHER: Ray Palmer

Tarzan: Amaya Jiwe

TimeTheif: Mick Rory

Lancelot: Sarah Lance

TechGenius: Winn Schott Jr.

Le$bean: Alex Danvers

Brainy: Querl Dox

SuperHoe: Kara Danvers

OffbrandSuperman: Mon-el

Wreakless™: Rene Ramirez

Broody™: Oliver Queen

TheGay™: Curtis Holt

Hxcker™: Felicity Smoak

[The Easts]

PapaJoe: You all need to stop using your powers in my house.

PapaJoe: You simultaneously clean everything in an instant and knock things all over the floor while running.

MamaCecile: Joe's right. I may not be pregnant anymore but bending over to pick up papers is still a pain.

Bear: Sorry guys

Wall-E: Sorry Mom and Dad

AnnoyedSister: Sorry

PapaJoe: Why are you saying sorry Iris? You're not a speedster.

AnnoyedSister: Uhh....

Bear: You wanna tell them or should I?"

MamaCecile: Tell us what exactly?

AnnoyedSister: I'm a speedster again🎉

Wall-E: W H A T

PapaJoe: Excuse me?!

PapaJoe: I would like an explanation

AnnoyedSister: Well, that time I got Barry's powers made me connected to the speed force and after he got them back I kept that connection. All it took was a... um... stressful situation to awaken them

MamaCecile: What do you mean by stressful?

Bear: She means life threatening

PapaJoe: LIFE THREATENING?!

Bear: But it's okay because we get into life threatening situations all the time

PapaJoe: That doesn't help Bar

Wall-E: Welcome to to the club Iris :^)

PapaJoe: So all my kids are speedsters now?

AnnoyedSister: Yes

PapaJoe: I need to sit down.

Bear: Speaking of Iris you need to come train down in the speed lab

AnnoyedSister: KK

Wall-E: I'm gonna be there soon cause I gotta see this

[Time Traveling Fuck-ups]

AlwaysHard: I just walked in on Sarah and Ava having sex

AlwaysHard: It was kinda hot

Future: Really living up to that name huh Nate

AlwaysHard: Shush

PalmHER: Your name sounds better than mine

PalmHER: It sounds like I'm forcefully trying to grope someone

TheFastOne: Ew yeah it does

Future: #Rayisaserialgroper

PalmHER: I'M NOT A SERIAL GROPER OMG

Tarzan: Can you prove you're not a serial groper?

PalmHER: Nate help me out here

AlwaysHard: Sorry we don't help serial gropers on this ship

Tarzan: Damn Nate

Future: Ice cold

PalmHER: Complete and utter betrayal

PalmHER: On a different note I am looking for a new best friend who would like to oblige

Future: That's gonna be a hard pass

Tarzan: No from me

TimeTheif: No

TheFastOne: Yeah, no

AlwaysHard: And where did that lead you? Back to me.

PalmHER: That feels like a quote but I don't know from where

AlwaysHard: Nah I just made it up

Lancelot: you guys are major pussy blockers

Lancelot: im trying get some and my phone is blowing up

AlwaysHard: Ayeeeeee we want some pussay

Future: AYEEEEEEE WE WANT SOME PUSSAY

PalmHER: AYEEEEEEE WE WANT SOME PUSSAY

Lancelot: i hate everyone of you

TimeMom: Sorry to interrupt, but I have discovered another anachronism in the timeline.

Lancelot: alright everyone meet up in the bridge

[De-oh No]

TechGenius: HELP MON-EL HAS A SQUIRT GUN FILLED WITH ORANGE JUICE

Le$bean: How and why

TechGenius: IDK HELP ME

Brainy: I would but I don't want to.

SuperHoe: Me neither

TechGenius: Terrible people

TechGenius: All of you

Le$bean: Yeah, yeah

Le$bean: Anyway come help me with my computer

TechGenius: Fine but only because it's my job

OffbrandSuperman: im bored now that winn is gone

OffbrandSuperman: my bby has been taken away from me :(

SuperHoe: You can come hang out with me now

OffbrandSuperman: okie :)

SuperHoe: I'm going to have lunch with Kal

OffbrandSuperman: where we goin?

SuperHoe: This cute little coffee restaurant called Monet's I found in a small town.

OffbrandSuperman: as long as theres food

SuperHoe: Who do you think we are? Amateurs?

[Batman Knock-offs]

Wreakless™: So the arrowcave is lightly on fire

Broody™: What?!

TheGay™: Don't worry we're handling it

Broody™: I don't think that's true at all

Hxcker™: Don't forget that Dinah is lightly incapacitated.

Broody™: HOW IS SOMEONE LIGHTLY INCAPACITATED???

TheGay™: Because she's partially awake

Wreakless™: The the fire grew a little bit...

Hxcker™: P u t I t o u t

Wreakless™: IM TRYING

Broody™: I went to get take-out 15 minutes ago, how did all of this happen?

TheGay™: Rene wrapped an arrow in in a cloth and alcohol and set it on fire. Then he dropped it on the floor. Then he knocked more alcohol onto the fire

Hxcker™: When Dinah tried to help Rene accidentally smacked her in the face

Broody™: So what I'm hearing is that Rene is the cause of all of this?

Wreakless™: ...maybe

Broody™: I'm beating your ass.