TimelineWrecker: Barry Allen

BoatWreaker: Oliver Queen

FavoriteKryptonian: Kara Danvers

Elsa: Caitlin Snow

FeelTheVibe: Cisco Ramon

UndeadAssassin: Sara Lance

Rayofhappiness: Ray Palmer

DrunkArsonist: Mick Rory

HardHead: Nate Heywood

AnimalWhisperer: Amaya Jiwe

WindBitch: Zara Tomaz

FasterThanYou: Wally West

Kal-el: Clark Kent

KryptonSux: Mon-el

MoreSchotts: Winn Schott Jr.

CaptainLesbian: Alex Danvers

MagicMan: John Constantine

Brainy: Querl Dox

MoreSchotts: Why did Mon-el just send me a picture of garlic bread with a caption that said "happy anniversery"?

Elsa: I have so many questions and no answers...

FavoriteKryptonian: So do I

WindBitch: Everyday my sanity lowers around you people

MoreSchotts: You think you're confused

MoreSchotts: I'm the one he sent it to

KryptonSux: im sorry bby it was supposed to be a picture of us

MoreSchotts: But it's not even our anniversary???

UndeadAssassin: that made everything so much worse

HardHead: IM CACKLING

Kal-el: Can anything ever be normal?

MagicMan: We're a chat filled with warlocks, metas, humans, and aliens

MagicMan: We will never be normal

MoreSchotts: I like to think that I'm pretty normal

CaptainLesbian: Aren't you the same one that had a mental breakdown because you thought you might snap one day and become like your dad?

FavoriteKryptonian: That was kinda harsh Alex...

UndeadAssassin: Yeah Lex

TimelineWreaker: :(

MoreSchotts: that really hurt Alex

MoreSchotts: truly.

CaptainLesbian: Winn, I'm sorry I didn't mean it

KryptonSux: hes with me and hes crying

KryptonSux: you fucked up Alex

CaptainLesbian: Shit I need to apologize in person

HardHead: Mon-el being a protective boyfriend is something I didn't know I needed to see

BoatWreaker: Well things took a harsh turn.

Rayofhappiness: GUYS

Rayofhappiness: I deunk wif mick

UndeadAssassin: who let ray drink with mick

Elsa: This was an unexpected development

DrunkAronist: Haircut came by himeslf

DrunkArsonist: I had nothing to do with it

WindBitch: I'll go rescue Ray

HardHead: Bring him back to my room and ill take care of him

WindBitch: kk

Kal-el: wow how caring

FasterThanYou: Kal needs a better name

Kal-el: Oh Rao no

FeelTheVibe: this is the moment Ive been waiting for

FeelTheVibe changed Kal-el's name to SunBitch

WindBitch: Nope, not doing that

WindBitch changed SunBitch's name to RocksHurt

RocksHurt: Now wait just a second

TimelineWreaker changed RocksHurt's name to Karax2

HardHead: god you all suck

HardHead changed Karax2's name to Photosynthises

FavoriteKryptonian: I like that one

BoatWreaker: How is that better?

Elsa: His power literally comes from the sun

TimelineWreaker: Makes sense

FeelTheVibe: How's Winn doing

KryptonSux: he's still pretty sad but alex apologized and he forgives her

KryptonSux: im still pretty upset though

FavoriteKryptonian: You know that Alex didn't want to be mean

KryptonSux: It still hurt my boyfriend though

UndeadAssassin: i know alex didnt wanna hert em

KryptonSux: I know but just seeing my baby hurtle this is heartbreaking

CaptainLesbian: Mon I'm so sorry I didn't mean what I said

Brainy has joined the chat

Brainy: Why is Mon-el growling

WindBitch: How the HELL do people just force their way inside of here?

FavoriteKryptonian: Brainy is smart ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Brainy: That is an immense over-simplification of my intellectual prowess.

CaptainLesbian: How did you even know this chat existed?

Brainy: Well, I saw that all of you were repeatedly checking your phones, so I assumed that meant that you were getting a plethora of messages from somewhere. So I did a scan of Kara's phone and saw there was an inter-dimensional extending chip embedded in the cellular device. So naturally, I figured she was texting people from other earths. A little hacking later and now I'm in your chat.

WindBitch: Yeah that was way too complicated for no reason

FeelTheVibe removed Brainy from the chat

FeelTheVibe: Nope not dealing with that

TimelineWreaker: Wow that was fast

Rayofhappiness: Aw he seemed nice

BoatWreaker: Glad to see you sober ray.

Rayofhappiness: Yeah but I have a splitting headache

HardHead: He'll be fine I'm cheering him up with doctor who

FasterThanYou: You two just need to date already

HardHead: We're just friends

Rayofhappiness: Yeah...

MagicMan: So were broody and quick but look how that turned out

BoatWreaker: I don't appreciate being called "broody".

UndeadAssassin: you don't have to appreciate it but its true

TimelineWreaker: It kind of is ollie

Elsa: I concur

Elsa: I also agree ~ Frost

FavoriteKryptonian: I hate to say it but...

Photosynthesis: He is very broody

BoatWreaker: This is complete and utter betrayal that I didn't expect from any of you. You're all awful. And I'm canceling our plans tonight Barry.

TimelineWreaker: WAIT OLLIE NO

BoatWreaker: It's too late now.

HardHead: Oh no are mom and dad getting a divorce (╥_╥)

FavoriteKryptonian: I wanna go with Barry

KryptonSux: i think we all wanna go with barry

Rayofhappiness: I'll go with Oliver so he doesn't feel bad

BoatWreaker: I'm very close to going out and finding those people from Cisco's dream to be my friends

MagicMan: You know you love us too much

BoatWreaker: Loved. Past tense.

TimelineWreaker: Fine then I'll just give Rene a call and see if he'll want to do our plans with me tonight

BoatWreaker: You wouldn't dare.

TimelineWreaker: Wouldn't I though?

BoatWreaker: YOU ACTUALLY CALLED HIM???

HardHead: This is more interesting than doctor who

TImelineWreaker: I ain't no bitch

UndeadAssassin: how did you know he called

BoatWreaker: Rene is in the cave with me

FavoriteKryptonian: This

Elsa: Is ~ Frost

MoreSchotts: Scrotum-didily-umptious

UndeadAssassin: I-

UndeadAssassin: are you alright winn?

MoreScotts: Yeah I'm feeling much better now

MoreSchotts: Thanks for caring guys

FasterThanYou: Of course buddy, we care about you

Photosythesis: Yeah Winn, you're great

MoreSchotts: Aw shucks Kal-el said I'm great

MoreSchotts: Well I'm emotionally drained so I'm going to bed

BoatWreaker: We should all log off for today.

BoatWreaker: The chat has been very eventful.

20 minutes later...

AnimalWhisperer: What the fuck happened here