"Gods," said Apollo. "I'm so hot."

"Dad wtf," said Will.

"Go make out with your boyfriend Nicholas I'm busy," Apollo said.

"You sound like Mr. D," Will said, "messing up names and shit."

"I gave your mom the D," said Apollo.

"That's disgusting," said Will.

"Do you give Nico the D too?" said Apollo.

"Okay enough of this shit," said Will. "I'm leaving."

"Good," said Apollo. "Now I can be alone with my sexy self."

Apollo pulled out his limited edition white boy mirror. "Damn I'm sexy," he said and started kissing himself. "Hey Apollo, did it hurt when you fell from da vending machine? Cuz you a snacccc!"

Apollo's stomach started to hurt because he ate too many chimichangas, but since he's a dumbass, he thought his stomach ache was due to something else. "Oh shit I'm pregnant with my own child."