"Hello there." I said, as I slowly turned my chair around, petting my cat.

I expected a few angry people, but I didn't expect guns pointed at me.

"Woah woah woah!" I put my hands up, the cat running away. "Don't shoot!"

"Talk." Someone said, gesturing a gun.

I sighed. "Okay, so I haven't updated. But I can explain if you all just put the guns away."

They looked at each other, then slowly put the guns down. Someone put a pitchfork down.

"Now kick them away."

They kicked them closer to me, and out of reach.

"Okay good. Now, I've decided to cancel the book."

Some crazy person ran forth to get a weapon.

"BACK OFF MAN." I said as I waved a sword at them. They slowly backed away.

"Okay, but like I said, I can explain. So at first, this book has just been about random stories that the demigods tell, that haven't been mentioned by Rick Riordan (aka, my God). However, I've slowly started to move away from it and to my other books."

I put the sword down and clasp my hands. "So, for you guys, I finished one of my other Percy Jackson Fanfictions (a Facebook), and decided to merge it with this one, to create a whole new book! So can I go on?"

People nodded and muttered in agreement, and interest.

"Coolio! So it's gonna be like a talk show, with my character from the Facebook book being the host. It will be full of things, like truth or dare, pranks, questions, HeadCanons, one shots, short stories-"

"Breathe!" Someone said.

I took on a deep breath. "Thank you. But yeah, it's going to be like this one, because it will have stories that the demigods tell. There can also be times where special guests (your original character) appear and tell their story. But it's like a sequel to my Facebook. Which you should totally read."

Someone else coughed. "Shameless advertisement."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah." I waved them away. "But I think that's it. I apologize that it's been so long, and..."

I start tearing up. "I just miss you guys so much!"

They stood around awkwardly as I cried. One muttered, "Should we leave?"

"I think we should." Another slowly walked away, and everyone followed. One came by to get the pitchfork, and soon I was left alone, crying with my cat.

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Heh heh, yeah. The sequel is up. A Demigod Talkshow (A Heroes Of Olympus Fanfiction) is the title.

Hope to see you guys there ;) :D