I was sitting on my couch browsing youtube. My kids and Zoe were all upstairs sleeping.

"AAAAHH!!" I laughed as PewDiePie started freaking out. Then I felt like someone was behind me.

"Just go to sleep!"

I turned around and looked at Jeff holding the knife.

"Oh hey Jeff. I can't go to sleep right now, thats why I'm down here watching PewDiePie. Here take a look." I showed him the laptop.

"Very funny Greg, but its time to die!" He growled.

"No actually I don't feel like dieing I know its spelled wrong :P tonight. I'm watching PewDiePie."

"ARG! YOUR NOT SUPPOSE TO BE LIKE THIS! I'M SUPPOSE TO SAY GO TO SLEEP, AND YOUR SUPPOSE TO-" I whipped out my pepper spray and sprayed him in the eyes.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" He ran around the house screaming, and rubbing his eyes that can't close. He was screaming and running around forma minuet, until he smashed into a wall and blacked out.

"Yeah I'm calling the cops Jeff. Have fun in jail!"

2013 DJUnicorn💎™