Before I start, let me just say thanks to all of you who's commented/messaged me, telling me what you think about the story! Makes me smile, guys :') *wipes tears* okay let's get on with it, you don't really care about me do you xD

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**WADE**

I know you're all wondering, so here's the answer to all of your questions;

Yes, Lady GaGa is my fashion icon.

Oh, and about Peter, and the kiss? Nothing more than making out happened.

[You're such a liar]
What?
[Don't keep secrets, Wade, tell them the truth]
I am! Nothing else did happen...
<Then why are you shirtless in bed with the bug boy in your arms?>
............because I spent the night?
[Hah!]

Okay, so I did spend the night at Peter's, but we didn't do anything other than sleep. That's the truth! Stop glaring at me! I would never let Peter take my virginity.

<Sometimes I wish I could leave your mind...>

Anyways, like the white box already said; I was currently shirtless in bed with Peter in my arms. I had woken up a few minutes ago. Or hours? I don't even know. I couldn't tell time when I was around Peter, it seemed.

It was dark outside, and I carefully climbed out of bed, without waking Peter up. I grabbed my suit from under the bed and slid into it, and made sure to strap all my weapons to me, not leaving a single one behind. What would May say if she found a pair of katanas in Peter's closet?

I quickly climbed out of the window and jumped down, ignoring the pain shooting up my legs as I landed. I would heal.

Oh, sorry, you're probably wondering why I was running away from Peter? Well, you see, my dear reader; Adam Lo - ... Heat Lamp - may be our main priority at the moment, but I was still Deadpool, the mercenary. Since Heat Lamp was still breathing, I hadn't gotten paid since my last kill. Which was, how long ago?

I knew a girl who wanted her ex-girlfriend gone, so I decided to be a good little creep and find her house.

Yay, death! How I've missed you!

I was standing outside the window of her bedroom, watching her sleep-
[Have you really sunken that low?]
-when I saw something flash in the reflection of the glass. Or rather, someone.

"I knew you couldn't stay away from me!" I chirped, turning around to meet the glowing eyes of Heat Lamp.
"Did you come up with a better name, or are you still lame?"

He didn't answer. Instead, he sent out a wave of heat, so strong it pushed me into the wall, probably waking my target. I was sweating in under a second.

"Not in the mood for talking?" I asked. "That's okay. I can fight."

I ran towards him and crashed into him, pushing us both into the fountain that was behind him. I held his head down, my hands wrapped around his throat in an attempt to drown him. Before long, the water started boiling. I should've predicted that one, really.

I didn't move until the pain became too unbearable, and with scorched hands I stumbled out of the fountain. The few people that had crowded the street had already disappeared in panic.

"Motherfucker!" I hissed, looking at my hands. The fabric in my suit had melted, and revealed my already burned skin. "Oh, you're gonna have to pay for that!"

Heat Lamp still didn't say anything, he just shot what would seem like small balls of heat waves towards me, which I dodged with ease. I was about to mock him, when suddenly ice covered his hands, and I looked up to see Iceman come to my rescue.

"Wrong knight in shining armour, but you'll work" I muttered, and ran towards Heat Lamp, katanas in hands.

However, the ice melted just as I was about to attack, so he tried to knock me out with yet another heatwave, but I jumped out of the way and managed to leave a deep cut in his arm instead. He let out a scream, but was silenced as Iceman covered him in ice. I kicked him into the fountain again, laughing. Before any of us could attack again, though, the dickhead melted the ice and took off, flying into the night.

"What a coward," Iceman commented.

"Tell me about it" I replied. I turned to him, and blinked. "Common enemy?" I asked.

"I suppose. I've been chasing him for a while, when I suddenly lost him, until I found him here with you" he explained, and I nodded.

"Right." An awkward silence followed, and I looked back at the house of my target.

"Bet I'll see you around, then" Iceman said, before he was gone. I just waved, and walked back to the window. Not suprisingly enough, the girl was no longer in her bed. I was about to find a way inside, when a picture of Peter popped up in my head, reminding me of his big brown eyes begging me to think twice before ripping the life of another human.

Killing people would only hurt him. So, even though I would probably regret it later, I walked away from the house, leaving an opportunity to get money behind.

I took a short cut through an alley to get home, but was stopped by someone's head dangling in front of me.

Spider-Man was hanging up-side-down, y'know, like in the original movie? When he gets his first kiss? It even started raining! This is the second time I'm suspecting Raimi to be behind this story...I'm onto you...
Anyways, I stopped walking so that I wouldn't crash into him, and tried not to think about the last time we had been in a situation like this, only this time it was the other way around. This time, I was the one with my feet upon the ground.

"Why did you go after Heat Lamp alone?" he asked, not even bothering to say hello. He asked out of curiousity. The hurt I detected in his voice, I knew, was because of me leaving as if I was ashamed of ending up in the same bed as him, even though nothing happened. It's always a shitty move to just leave in the middle of the night, or early in the morning. Don't do that, kids. It will only lead to doubts from the other end, making them question whether or not you appreciate them.

<Why are you preaching about this when you just went against these very words?>

Hey, I never said I'm a good rolemodel.

"I didn't!" I said, raising my hands. "I was going to kill someone else, he distracted me." Spider-Man sent me a look, I could feel his glare behind his mask, and I raised my hands even higher.
"Don't worry, my target is still alive, no one died."

None of us said anything for a few minutes, until I reached my hand up to roll down his mask, revealing his lips.

"Since it seems like you have nothing more to say," I said, a small smirk tugging at my lips, "-I've grown quite fond of your soft little lips."

Then I rolled up my own mask enough to reveal my lips, and I leaned in and kissed him, softly. He returned the kiss immidiatly, and opened his mouth willingly to deepen the kiss. He dropped down from where he was hanging, so we were both standing, and pushed me up against the wall, pinning my hands to the wall on each side of my head, still kissing me.

Fuck, I wanted him.

And then I heard the sound of his web shooters, and my hands were glued to the wall. He broke the kiss.

"I can't be with a murderer," he whispered. I just blinked. He rolled his mask down again, and stepped away from me.

"But I didn't-"

"You were going to." And then he walked away, leaving me stuck in an alley in the pouring rain, and placing himself on the long list of people who's hurt me.

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GUYS DID YOU SEE CIVIL WAR

I MEAN IT WAS SORT OF DISAPPOINTING

BUT IT WAS AWESOME

AND BLACK PANTHER

AND AWESOME

AND DID I MEANTION BLACK PANTHER

................BLACK PANTHER

Okay, focus, the story! Iceman felt left out, he wanted to join in so yeah, that happened xD And...yeah, Peter sort of left Wade...*cries in a corner*