Disclaimer: I do NOT own Percy Jackson, nor Heroes of Olympus, Rick Riordan does

On Olympus 
Third Person POV:

"This isn't good" Poseidon muttered and Blackjack neighed and huffed in succession for a solid three minutes

Poseidon winced and everyone looked between a seething Blackjack and a cringing Poseidon.

"Poseidon, what is he saying?" Athena asked and Blackjack turned on her and let out another string of neighs and huffs that seemed never ending causing Poseidon's eyes to widen greatly

Blackjack's POV:

'YOU FUCKING BITCH, YOU HAVE NO FUCKING RIGHT TO ASK A GODS DAMNED QUESTION!!' I panted as all my anger and emotions burst forward as I turned back to the ass named Poseidon 'OI!! FUCKER!!!! GIVE ME A GODS DAMNED VOICE SO I CAN GIVE EACH OF THESE FUCKERS A GODS DAMNED PIECE OF MY MIND OR ILL GRIND YOU INTO THE FUCKING GROUND!!!!' I neighed as I took a step forward

'Son...' I heard my father say but my buddy Arion scoffed

'Now's not the damn time Pegasus, Blackjack needs to tell these asses what's on his damned mind' Arion said and Poseidon shook his head

'IT WASN'T A REQUEST ASSHAT, IT WAS A FUCKING ORDER!!!' I neighed as Poseidon stood out of his chair and pointed his trident at me

"Blackjack, you will not tell me what to do!" Poseidon said as I noticed a blue glow from his trident

'DO IT SHITHEAD, YOU WONT, YOU DON'T HAVE THE GUTS!!! BESIDES, IF YOU KILL ME YOU'RE NO BETTER THAN YOU WERE THIRTY YEARS AGO, WHEN YOU THREW PERCY JACKSON INTO FUCKING TARTARUS!!!' I neighed and Poseidon faltered as the glow turned from a friendly blue to a deep-sea blue and the ass aged greatly to the point where he looked his actual age forcing him to sit down and nod

"I... apologize Blackjack" Poseidon said and he started to look younger but he still looked old as shit

'Now give me my fucking voice!' I huffed and he nodded before chanting slightly and suddenly I saw a green aura around me and I huffed

"About damn time, now I believe I came here to give you all a fucking piece of my fucking mind" I stated and I noticed Hera open her mouth to retort but I glared at her "FUCKING SIT DOWN AND FUCKING SHUT UP, DO NOT SPEAK UNTIL SPOKEN TO, DO NOT FUCKING STAND UP UNLESS ALLOWED!!!!" I shouted which caused everyone's eyes to widen as King of Fuckers that always had his master bolt up his ass summoned said bolt

"You dare speak to..." Volts for brains started but I cut him off

"YES, I FUCKING DARE, YOU WILL ALL SUFFER FOR YOUR FUCKING DUMBASS MOVE!!!!" I snarled and Zeus went wide eyed again as he raised his bolt

"I WILL NOT ACC..." He started but again I cut him off

"Arion Now!" I shouted as Arion shot forward breaking the sound barrier as Zeus' eyes stared at me as his symbol of power was ripped out of his hand by Arion who had it in his mouth "Now, as I said, you will sit down, shut up, and take what I have to say to heart, or Arion here will devour your symbol of power like a kid eating a fucking piece of candy on Halloween" I said as I walked to the center of the throne room

"Blackjack, please calm down" I heard a calming voice but it did little to affect me as I turned and saw Hestia

"I am calm, I've been calm this whole time, if I wasn't calm, I would be causing an earthquake so powerful Squirtle over there would be using an unintentional water-gun" I replied and I heard a giggle from Artemis and I turned to glare at her but found that she glared right back

'You will find that the ones who sided with Percy Jackson are the ones following you and not worried about you' I heard a female voice and I nodded to Artemis who sat back and smirked as I glared at Athena

"Now, who should I start with..." I said as I focused on Athena and gained a dangerous glint in my eyes "Let's start with the 'oh so brilliant' Athena, goddess of fucking wisdom" I spat as I heard several neighs of amusement at the goddess' wide eyed look

"W-Why me?" She asked and I stalked towards her

"Because you are the fucking goddess of wisdom! So of course, you should be the first one that gets shown just how stupid you really are. Did you even fucking think when you decided to throw Percy into Tartarus" I stated and I heard a number of gasps and I snickered "That's right, the gods of Olympus voted to send the Legendary Hero Percy Jackson, two-time savior of Olympus, destroyer of Kronos, Bane of Titans, Bane of Monsters, and Hero to all Minor gods and goddesses" I stated using only a small amount of my friend's titles

"HE WAS A LOOSE END AND HE WOULD HAVE TURNED AGAINST OLYMPUS!!!!" Zeus shouted and I stomped my hoof and caused an earth quake that caused cracks to spread out from my hooves and head toward Zeus' throne

"Say one more fucking thing like that about him and I will make sure you not only lose your throne but your symbol of power as well" I said and I knew Arion started to bite down on the master bolt which caused Zeus to close his mouth and I turned back to Athena "So bitch, are you going to admit that you were wrong?" I knew Athena was too proud to admit it so I wasn't surprised when she didn't answer "Very well, from now on, Any Athena spawn apart from that war spawn's girl-friend will find no aid in any horse, Pegasus, unicorn or any other equestrian. Have fun 'all knowing' bitch" I snapped as I turned to Aphrodite

"What do you want you four-legged beast" Aphrodite spat and I let out a humorless laugh

"I want your it fuck off and leave people's love lives alone for the rest of fucking eternity" I said "I won't even give you a chance for redemption, your spawn will find no solace in the equestrian world, so next time you fucking whore, don't mess with the most badass badass alive" I continued as I faced Zeus and Hera

"What?" Hera snarled and I rolled my eyes

"Fuck off, and Pikachu, my father would like a few words with you" I said and my father, the original Pegasus walked up and looked at Zeus

'Fuck you' Was all he said as he turned around and walked back to Arion who had a glint of humor in his eyes

"He just said 'Fuck you' Zeus" Poseidon translated and I let out a cold laugh

"Yeah pretty much sums it up" I said "Also, Thunder brains, your son Jason's storm spirit horse is freed, since they are equestrians they will no longer listen to the likes of you or your children unless they earn their trust" with that I moved onto Dionysus and just ignored him

He was not worth my fucking time, I then turned Demeter.

"Fuck you and your fucking cereal addiction, Percy ate his fucking cereal every morning" I spouted and Demeter's eyes widened "Too late now, he's dead" I said even though I knew for a fact he wasn't thanks to the war spawn "Now on to the gods and goddesses who sided with my best friend" I stated as I turned to the gods who showed Percy the loyalty he gave them

"Yes Blackjack?" Ares asked

"You all will have the equestrian world as your ally, whether they be unicorns, Pegesai, normal ass horses, or Arion, they will aid you if you need it" I said and he and the others smiled

"Thank you Blackjack, you really are a true friend to Percy" Hades said as I noticed him for the first time and he had a knowing look in his eyes as I turned to face the council again "From this day forward, the children of Sparky, Cow, the Drunkard, the whore, the know-it-all, the gardener, and Fucking sea weed ass will no longer have friends in any horse they meet, that is, until the gods redeem themselves" with that I turned around and walked out

I left the throne room and I felt the other equestrians follow me. I also felt my 'blessing' that the sea weed ass wore off. My army and I marched through the streets of Olympus as we headed to a large clearing that Artemis made a while back for horses and other animals to run free.

'I hope we got our message through' my father stated and I rolled my eyes

'Live a little dad, tell me you didn't feel satisfaction when you told thunder head to fuck off' I said and Dad nodded and noticed Arion still had the master bolt in his mouth and Arion looked at me

'What the fuck are you looking at fucker? I wanted a god damned souvenir' he responded and I laughed

'And you can keep it if you want, but when Zeus summons it back...' I started but Arion cut me off

'Then I'll come back and steal the fucking thing again' Arion said and I let out a small laugh

'Let's just relax now, then I'm off to try and find a way to get Percy back' I said tiredly as we reached the fields

A/N: I know its shit but fucking deal with it, I am to fucking tired to do anything really, so I am sorry about all the cuss words but like isaid I am far to tired