~ Imma start this off by saying that no ordinary girl can just date Twice 

~ If you do not meet the following requirements please exit stage left:

~ Someone whos VERY patient 

~ Doesn't get shaken up or frightened easily

~ Mentally Stable because God knows he's far from that 

~ Be able to handle him when he's splitting 

~ And have the stamina to give him all of your attention 24 fucking 7💀

~ Also don't call him by his birth name.... just don't 

~ Back to this man being an absolute attention whore 

~ Twice is very clingy when it comes to you 

~ He always wants to know about your whereabouts and who you're hanging around 

~ Not answering his calls or texts? 

~ That's fine because he will be climbing through your window in the next 20 minutes 😃😃

~ Another part of Twice being clingy is his constant need to touch you 

~ He claims it calms him 🤷🏽‍♀️

~ This means lots of cuddles

~ Tight handholds

~ Cheek and nose kisses 

~ Etc Etc Babes 😆

~ Amusement park and Science museum dates

~ Don't ask me why heffa‼️

~ Twice is what I like to call a Ferris Wheel romantic 

~ Like yall DEADASS had yall's first kiss on a Ferris wheel 🥰

~ Anyways! This man lovesssss pillow talk 

~ Like deadass, Twice will literally talk you to sleep about complete nonsense, and its fucking adorable 

~ He'll usually start off by asking how your day was, which will definitely lead to a plethora of other topics to talk about 😅

~ His eyes sparkle every time you speak, IDC IDC ✋🏽

~ Late-night dances are a must  

~ Sadly Twice can be verbally abusive due to his split personality

~ But please trust that this is not on purpose and he definitely always apologizes 

~ Sometimes when he knows he went too far, he'll shower you with gifts just to show how sorry he is 

~ A pro to this, however, you can always count on his alter ego to tell you what he's really thinking and feeling

~ And don't even get me started on the lude comments 🤣

~ Aside from this, Twice is very sweet and respectful when it comes to you