-Written by KingChocoFacialHair, Ash_InTheFlames, i_is_stuffy and Coolrena-

((Ash feels bad Because she completely forgot about this haha Ash is talking about herself in 3rd person it's 8:30am I didn't sleep-)

Okokok.

First, for the most important news of this recap.

Drum roll please.

paulamm2 posted the announcement - "I just started to hear the Oompa Loompa song in my head, what the heck?!"

(this is very important, i agree - ash)

(yes very important. -Stuffy)

(incredibly important, top priority)

(im extremely happy you all agree with my decision -smutler)

Viva La Etholution

^ (Someone just wrote Viva La Etholution in the Recap docs with no context. Wow I love this team.)
(Me, Smutler, added that. And I'm not giving context.)

Kitty_Katt14 made Grian washi tape, and I had to break my self-assigned rules not to mention Grian or Grumbo too much but just this time I swear it looked so cool I couldn't resist-

OpalReader88 drew Hermittpad fanart, featuring 19 authors that you know and love- go check out their work if you want to, you might be in it!

(psst Hermittpadpad Hermittpadpadpad Hermittpadpadpadpad Hermittpadpadpadpadp )

wolfstar249 is discontinuing their Grumbo Cigarette Duo AU, sadly WAIT I DID IT AGAIN GODDAMMIT NO MORE GRUMBO NO MORE GRIAN I-

Watch yo PROF-
*screaming and distant sounds of things getting smashed*

Ahem. Adri's five minute 100+ word writing challenge with the prompt 'thinking of you' filled the Archives notifications this week, if you're interested in trying that out.

faded_instinct is taking a break, One_Pan_Band is taking a break, Xyekem is taking a break- you guys all relax and chill out for as long as you need, writing can be tiring and we all need breaks sometimes. Rest up! <3

OdalRune314 wrote a rather peculiar oneshot, starting with a description of Zedaph and the art of making delicious sandwiches; we thought this was just going to be a fluffy picnic, but Tango started acting a bit off and suddenly- well, I don't want to say the a-word, it might scare some of our softer readers..but it got-

angsty-

Moving on, radiant-kitty-kitty sorted hermits into godly parents for a Percy Jackson AU. She also hit 5k reads, congratulations!

Coolrena started a Undertale AU book and you can ask questions- if ur interested in Undertale- she does drawings and stuff-

(If only my drawings weren't absolute trash. Along with literally everything I make.)
(Your drawings are beautiful and everything you make is amazing)
(We love you UwU )

silver_squireel updated for the first time in months with one of the tags that plagues our community so monstrously- they're hard at work on more stories though!!

confused_Muffin has been drawing hermits in animal crossing style- who else has been playing Animal Crossing lately? :DDDD

And who else is too poor to buy a switch and is playing pocket camp... *goes into a corner and cries*

*Cries in too poor to buy anything and is playing the no internet dinosaur game*

Time for your favorite part of the program, a trillion bazillion achievements because y'all are so great and constantly doing great things :D

TsunamiStarz, a newer Grumbo writer and shipper extraordinaire, hit 290 followers and is only a bit away from 300! Go check out their profile and help bring them to three hundreds!

Same goes for SausageLoli, who is nearly at 500 followers- come on guys, we can do this! I believe in us!

thathermitweirdo, though only being here for a month, has written 14 stories and gotten 69 followers. Nice AND impressive!

KingChocoFacialHair (yes u smulter) hit 200 followers (:3) (<3333) (uwu )

_Ash-Potato_, otherwise known as Azael, Advil, and Dad, hit 1k reads on her oneshots book. Congrats, Dadvil! Dadzael..Dadzeal..Azdadel.. Daddy... (I bet you guys can't guess who wrote that last one) (smutler you-)
(Dad! <3 -stuffy)

poweraph has gained 250+ followers, congrats!!

hermitcrafter566 claimed (you were so close, just one digit from 666 why didn't you take it) 50 followers this week, and to that we say CONGRATULATIONS :DDDDD

ehruuu snatched 27k reads and 1k votes on their Grumbo oneshots, and also switched their internet name to Circle. Seems you're CIRCLING back into fame on Hermittpad (what the hell does this even mean i'm so sorry y'all-)

Happy birthday Oli owo- who wrote this?? the unprofessionalism!! the lack of punctuation!! the vague tag-less statement!! the owo!! unacceptable!! not in MY perfectly organized and sane recap!!!

(oliveoli69 <3)

(that would be Ash, she has no regrets, owowowowowo - Ash)

Is today mention-everyone-in-recap day? Guess it is, because _adrilia_ hit 250 well-deserved followers and that's amazing and sorry you have to deal with our crap but also yOU TAGGED ME THREE TIMES IN A MATTER OF DAYS ADRENALINE IM GONNA MURDER YOU

Vukovi_Writes birthday uwu- again wHO WROTE THIS?? LACK OF PUNCTUATION?? LACK OF HELPING VERB?? THE UWU, AS IF THE CHERRY ON TOP??? YOU MOCK ME-

(again, twas Ash, it was rough notes, Ash assumed soneone would eDiT iT - Ash)

Yukovi also hit 100 followers, so 100 uwus to them- oh shootshoot I'm doing it too oh god uwu oh lord

XyliaIsShort had their fanart liked by Cleo! Further proof that Cleo has indeed infiltrated our community from top to bottom and is watching us right at this moment judging us severely for our poor life choices.

On a slightly lighter note, Xylia also hit a milestone of reads on their oneshots book, along with the fifth sunite of fandoms, Fandomsunite05, the heart that has despaired, Despairing_heart, kitten of the fissies volume 45, fissykitty45, and Jeina LVIII, Jeina58. Grammarly wants me to correct Jeina to Jeena, i hate you stupid software :))))))))))))))

^ this is a smile of agony. do not trust it.

(Xylia is Jasreon if you're confused)

KeichiAkechi hit 200 followers- ironically, this was on her inactive, locked-out-of account, rather than her current account, KeichiAkechi24. KeichiAkechi24 is close to 100 followers though, soooooo you know what to do-

Similarly, Mooncommand hit 100 followers! Congrats, order of the space rock that helps define the cycle of night and day

(How do I end this stuff- i need help uh-) -stuffy

DW PROCRASTINATING SATURDAY ME GOTCHU BROSKI

THANK YOU ALL FOR COMING TO TODAYS SH*TPOST OF A RECAP MAKE SURE TO LIEK AND SUBSCRIEB AND TURN ON THAT BELL SO YOULL BE NOTIFIED WHEN WE START SCREAMING AGAIN AND IF YOU'RE INTERESTED FOR MORE CONTENT CHECK OUT OUR SECOND RECAP THE RP RECAP WHERE WE ALSO SCREAM BUT ABOUT DIFFERENT STUFF

(WATCH YO PROFAnaTiy- *gets slapped* I know it's sensed bUT-)

CYALLLLLLL

* very distant bai in the bacc ground-*

Oh also Smutler and Biffcat have been officially dating since May 19th, so y'all can SUCK IT.
(AKA SMUTCAT IS CANON)

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