Alex: What do you think the Knights will do as a distraction slash signal?

Xisuma: Throw a rock, make a random noise, something along those-

*large explosion and several car alarms go off, Nordic and English cursing can be heard, a demonic voice is screaming of impending doom*

Xisuma: -linesss... or that.

Alex: *sighs and facepalms* that works.

Bdubs: Etho, what is Doc holding?

Etho: ... a pumpkin?

Bdubs: right, Doc, tell him what you thought it was.

Doc: a Halloween apple

Etho: I can't tell if that's adorable or concerning

Bdubs: Neither can I.

Cub: I'm a light sleeper. I'm ready to use my powers to defend myself at any time.

Clint: I sleep with my bow under my bed

Hels: I sleep with my sword in my mattress

Bdubs: Cowards.

Hels: Oh yeah? What do you sleep with?

Bdubs: *points* Doc!

(A/N: NOT IN THAT WAY YOU NASTIES- LIKE CUDDLES- THEY'RE FIFTEEN- WHAT HAS THE INTERNET DONE TO YOU-)

Ren, watching Iskall: how are they so gorgeous and pretty and handsome? Like, are they even real??

Steve: Don't be jealous, you're gorgeous too!

Ren: *looks at Steve in disbelief* I'm not being jealous, I'm being pansexual. I'm dating them. I'm admiring them. I already know I'm gorgeous. I don't know how you didn't figure this out.

Tango, over comms: Impy, we messed up

Impulse: It's alright, I have a shovel

Tango: Tha- Wait, what?! What do you think we-

Impulse: It's okay, no one will know

Iskall: I wanna do something omega stupid

Ren, without thinking: I'm omega and stupid, do me

Iskall:

Ren:

Iskall:

Ren:

Iskall: *turns red*

Ren: I said that out loud, didn't I?

Doc: *eating popcorn* yep

Steve: *concerned*

Keralis: Sweetface, have you been eating enough?

Xisuma: yes, why?

Alex: Because he wants to make sure you don't die, unlike me

Xisuma: ... *eye roll* wow, thanks-

Every Hermit that survived the Snap: ALEXANDER YOU LIAR-

Bdubs: How did Doc act when I was... you know, gone?

Etho: Sad.

Bdubs: But what did he do?

Etho: Literally nothing. He was just sad because half the universe was dead and he blamed himself. We had to make him eat and drink water.

Bdubs: ... so he was still an idiot *goes to yell self-love into Doc*

Grian: Truth or dare, Mr Stark?

Tony: Truth

Grian: What's your credit card number?

Tony: Dare

Grian: Give me your credit card

Mumbo: Gri, no-

Doc: This would be faster if we did this my way.

Alex: Your way will probably include knives, murder, and/or explosives, so no

Grian: What abou-

Alex: And we're definitely not doing it the Grian way

Grian: Awww :(

Xisuma: Or the ZIT way

Zed: We didn't even-

Alex: You were thinking out it, I know it

Tony: How's your romantic partner?

Alex: ?? I don't have one yet??

Tony: I know, just reminding you

Alex: *actually looks a bit hurt*

Xisuma: *deadpan* Stark, how're your parents? How's your happiness? How's your mental stability? How's your ability to not be a complete jerk?

Tony: ...

Alex: >:D

Hels: *insults Wels*

Wels: >:P

Hels: *laughs and continues insulting Wels*

Random Person: *insults Wels*

Hels: oH HEL(S) NAH YOU WANNA DIE YOU LITTLE RAT- *pulls out shield and sword* YOU WANNA DIE TODAY, HUH?

Alex: *spills tea on his shirt*

Xisuma: ... you could say-

Alex: No

Xisuma: You could say it's-

Alex: X, I SWEAR TO THE GODS-

Xisuma: You could say it's a tea shirt

Alex:

Alex: I'm disowning you as my sibling

Wheeeeee I have no soul :)

Nah, just kidding. Probably- 

Anyway, questions, thoughts, comments? 

- CaptainMarra (IS DOING SOME WORLD BUILDING OFF CAMERA-)