Villain: If I had a face like yours, I'd put it on a wall and throw a brick at it.

Bdubs: If I had a face like yours, I'd put it on a brick and throw a wall at it!! 

Doc: *tired* Jesus Christ, Bdubs- 

Hels: *hiding in the vents* 

Doc: WHO PUT SOY IN MY COFFEE

Hels, who put soy in Doc's coffee: *uses Bdubs' voice* It was Etho! 

Bdubs: heh????? 

Hels: *normal voice* Crap

Etho: Wakey Wakey Eggs and Bakey!!

Bdubs: *messing with Etho* But I'm vegan.

Etho: *deadpan* Wakey Wakey Vegetables and Sadness.

Bdubs: *snorts*

Bdubs: What if mayonnaise came in cans?

Etho: Well, that would be such because you can't microwave metal.

Doc: Good morning to everyone except these two crazy people.

Villain: Are they stupid?

Xisuma: Yes, but he prefers to be called "Venenifer".

Alex/Venenifer: OI-

Doc: God- the printer broke while printing out Bdubs' birthday invitations.

Etho: Well, what are they supposed to say?

Doc: "Bdubs' birthday".

Etho: So, what do they say instead?

Doc: "Bdubs' bi".

Etho: ... 

Etho: I mean it works out either way

Zed: The best part of an oreo is the cookie part, not the frosting. Deal with it.

Alex : Darkness without light is an abyss. Light without darkness is blinding. You cannot have a coin with one side.

Hels: YO, SOCRATES, IT'S A COOKIE!! *aggressively eats an oreo*

Alex: Do you want some tea?

Xisuma: What are the options?

Alex: Yes or no.

Zed: I can do anything I put my mind to. I once figured out someone's phone number just by choosing random numbers.

Doc: Make no mistake. Not only am I party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.

Etho: But are you shuffling?

Doc: Everyday.

Bdubs: What language are you two speaking??

Ren: *visiting the squad* Hello, I just came to-

Ren: *sees Iskall shoving Doc into the washing machine while Etho records and Grian watches*

Ren: *retreating* Something suddenly came up.

Xisuma: Who broke the toaster?

Joe: It was Doc.

Zed: It was Doc.

Etho: Doc broke it.

Doc:

Doc: ...yOU PROMISED-

Alex: Look guys, I need help.

Iskall: Love help?

Tony: Financial help?

Etho: Emotional help?

Doc: Help disposing of a body?

*Everybody looks at Doc*

Doc: What?

Keralis: Zed is a strings kid. We must sacrifice them to the band gods.

Impulse: Yes.

Cub: You're right. It'd be a good initiation for me.

Zed: Wait, guys, what about the truce we signed-

Iskall: What truce?

Keralis: *sigh* The truce that we must destroy all the choir kids and leave the strings alone.

Alex: Wait, I'm a choir kid!

Everyone else: *prepares for sacrifice*

Bucky: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.

The Squad: Awwww-

Bucky: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."

The Avengers: Oh.

The Hermits: Awww! :D

Alex and Xisuma: That's fair.

Steve: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.

Alex, Doc, & Iskall: Okay.

Steve: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.

Alex, who just started working at Burger King with Xisuma for minimum wage: Bold of you to assume I have money.

Doc, who just wanted some coffee: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.

Iskall: Bold of you to assume I can die.

Two in one day, BABYYYYY. Questions, thoughts, commentary? 

- CaptainMarra(has gained a liking for incorrect quotes)