Techno: I know the voices *air quotes* "aren't real", but man do they have some great ideas. *stabs Loki*

Cub: Keep this up and you're gonna be a weird smell in an attic somewhere.

Hypno: Dark humour is like food.

Hypno: Not everyone gets it.

Demon: *writes on the wall with blood* i'M cOmiNg fOr yoU

Bdubs: Great, bring pizza and soda.

Hels: Any noun can become a verb if you don't care enough.

Alex: This point is invalid unless you use an example in your sentence.

Hels: I CAN SENTENCE HOW I WANT, THANKS

Alex: BEAUTIFUL

Grian: This is why I love English.

Joe: The headache this gives me makes me want to clothesline into a wall.

Doc: Why did that actually make sense-

Etho: Because brains don't brain logically.

Tony: Brains do brain logically! But when English doesn't logic Englishly, brain brains by itself to logic that English!

Rhodey: I hate that this makes sense-

Bucky: Remember kids, if you don't sin, Jesus died for nothing-

Iskall: There's no way Ren likes me back!

Grian: Yes he does.

Mumbo: Yes, he does.

Marra: YES. HE. DOES.

Ren: Yes I do-

Scar: I eat the broken cookies first because I feel bad for them

Bdubs: "Fortune favours the bold"!

Techno: Yeah, so does death.

Ren, trying to ask if Doc has slept: Do you need to use the sleep?

Doc: ... Do... Do I what?

Ren: ... maybe I need to use the sleep-

Tango: Why divide people by irrational things when you COULD divide them by whether their word for cotton candy is valid or not?

Bdubs: The American version: cotton candy. Yes, good.

Wels: The British one: fairy floss. Not valid.

Alex: That's debatable, but moving along. The Spanish and German word: sugar cotton. I say yes to that.

Etho: As do I. The French one, though...

Doc: The French one... *reading off a paper Etho gave him* *squints* ... "daddy's beard"-

Tony: NO.

Hels: I say nay-nay to that one- what the honk France-

Grian: Hey, are you busy?

Grian: And no, writing Star Wars fanfic doesn't count.

Ren: Oh ha ha. I...

Ren: *sighs* I finished it last week- what d'ya need?

Clint, still going from #7: Mimes are just goth clowns-

Doc: LEAVE ME ALONE-

Scar, eating popcorn: LET tHe MAN TaLK

Scar: How much would a trip to Spain cost?

Doc: It depends on where you live. For example, if you live in Spain, it's free.

Ren: What would you say if I came home with- I don't know.. six puppies?

Tony: ....

Steve: What's in the box?

Ren: ...

Steve: Ren, what's in the box-

Mumbo: Huh, a group of fish is called a family.

Hels: And a group of lions is called a pride.

Phil: A group of crows is called a murder!

Schlatt: A group of people is called a migraine.

Bdubs, coming out to Keralis and Etho: I'm... Uh... I'm bisexual!

Etho: *deadpan* Wow, what a surprise.

Keralis: I figured sweetface.

Bdubs: Huh??

Etho: When started middle school, you were so deep in the closet I thought you would've found Narnia by the time we got into high school.

Loki, doing a crossword puzzle: I need a five letter word for disappointment

Doc: *not missing a beat and not looking up from his phone* Stark.

Tony: hEy-

Loki: It fits- Thanks.

Tony: This trip was 100% successful!

Rhodey: We lost Grian-

Tony: T h i s t r i p w a s 1 0 0 % s u c c e s s f u l

Grian, to Mumbo: Your smile? Makes my day.

Mumbo: Your happiness? I live for that.

Iskall: A room? Get one.

Etho: Hotel? Trivago.

Loki: You all are so immature-

*all the Avengers and Hermits are standing on tables, chairs, sofas, walls, just generally staying off the floor*

Doc, from the vents: Strong words from a man standing in lava.

Scar, playing a carnival game against Bdubs: If I don't win, how much do I owe you?

Bdubs: *deadpan* Your life.

Scar: ... oh-

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(A/N: This is super random, but this is how I think the ZIT trio actually functions: Impulse and Zed share the responsible braincell, it's just that Zed almost always ignores said brain cell. Tango never has the responsible brain cell. When Zed has the full brain cell, you should probably run because either he's gonna ignore it again or there's a feral Impulse and Tango on the loose. Mk, I'm done, continue on.)

[TW: none. Type: splot of randomness. Other warnings: short and chaotic, like Bdubs and Grian-]

Nobody meant for or expected this to happen.

"IMPULSE, WELS, STOP BEING ON FIRE FOR LIKE TEN SECONDS PLEASE-"

"I'M TRYING!!"

"OW!!"

"SORRY- I DIDN'T MEAN TO SHOCK YOU KARL-"

"HOLY HONK, I'M SWIMMING ON LAND-"

"RANBOO, HOW DO YOU-" SHWOOP. "-STOP TELEPORTING-"

"hOLY FU-"

Yeah, it's chaotic. You're probably wondering what's going on. Well, Dream/Tommy/Phil's group and the Hermits bumped into a poor mutant who accidentally put their powers on shuffle for who-knows-how long.

Impulse, who switched powers with Sapnap, tried to dim down his flames once again. "Ugh, why isn't this WORKING?!"

In his odd burst of rage, the fire flew back up, mimicking the new fire demon's anger. Mumbo, who'd switched with Tommy, yelped in shock and somehow managed to trip over his new wings (even though their wingspan just barely reached to his fingertips). Ren, who now had Quackity's odd assortment of abilities, caught him. "Maybe we shouldn't all be in one room, my dudes."

Techno, who now had Scar's ability over plants, sighed. "Yeah, maybe we should've thought this through while we still had our usual powers- I mean, we did get a warning, unlike 90% of the time."

Under most circumstances, the Voids and Phil combined might be able to make everyone calm down. 

...This was not like most circumstances.... 

Hermit-DSMP power swap, let's gooooo!!

- CaptainMarra (really needs to remember to keep up her writing streak)