Doc: *just screams*

Tony: *jumps* hOW DID YOU GET IN MY PRIVATE LAB-

Rhodey: Why do you assume you're smarter than everyone else?

Doc: I don't assume I'm smarter than everyone else: I know I'm smarter than everyone else.

Hypno: That was almost a great idea.

Alex: You just described about 90% of our ideas.

Grian: I wasn't hurt that badly. Joe said all my bleeding was internal. That's where the blood's supposed to be.

Mumbo: *is even more concerned and about to pass out from pure anxiety* GRIAN NO-

Bdubs: Where the heck is Wanda?

Keralis: Well, it is raining outside... Maybe she melted?

Keralis: Shall I look outside for a pointy hat?

Joe: Screw capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities!

Joe, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor.

(Sir Billaim: pOOOOr people aren't pEOpLe-)

Bdubs: How do tall people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?

Doc: *tiredly, trying to sleep for once* Bee, it's four o'clock in the morning...

Bdubs: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?

Grian, texting in the group chat: A theif

Mumbo: Thief?

Grian: Theif

Joe: I before E except after C.

Grian: Thceif

Joe: No.

Tony, trying but failing: If you're having dad problems, that's my jam, son- er, kid!

Iskall: Real weird take on my crappy dad, but thanks?

Ren: Hels, calm down.

Hels, panicking: I can't calm down! You need to calm UP!!

*In the chip aisle, doing a late-night grocery run.*

Alex: *Minding his own business, looking for tortilla chips.*

Alex: *Finds tortilla chips.*

Grian, to Mumbo: See, he knows what he's here for. He knows what he's doing. Be more like him. MAKE A DECISION, MUMBO-

Villain: *swings bat at Tango and misses*

Tango: Strike one.

Villain: That's not how this works. *swings again and misses*

Tango: Strike two. *grinning like a maniac* One more, and you're out.

Villain: *terrified* Oh f-

[If Bdubs tried working at Home Depot]

Manager: Someone's been breaking all the wood. Any idea who it is?

Bdubs, who real sus: Nope, but whoever they are, they must be really strong.

Cub: I want a murder dress at me and Scar's wedding.

Wels: Instead of rings, you exchange swords.

Bucky: Or knives.

Hels: Or the rings have small spikes on them so when you punch someone, it really hurts.

Doc: CROWNS-

*someone hands a baby to Alex or Xisuma*

Alex/Xisuma: Oh... no thank you. *carefully places baby on the ground and awkwardly runs away*

Scar: Okay, who ordered the macaroni and bees?

Tony: ... you mean "cheese"?

Scar: *struggling to keep the lid on the bowl* That-That would make more sense, actually-

Tony, at Grian's funeral: We'll miss everything about the kid. Well, maybe not his pranks, those kinda sucked.

*murmurs of agreement*

Grian: *shifts nervously in his coffin*

Loki: *knowing Grian's not dead* Shall we do this the traditional way of Asgard?

Hels: *also knows Grian's not dead* Yeah, I think he'd have liked that.

Grian, knowing about the "set the dead body on fire" thing: *mentally* oh honk-

Rhodey: People who say not to talk to them before they have their morning coffee are basically saying that they're not fun to be around when they're not under the influence of drugs.

Doc: Unless what they're really saying is you're not fun to be around until they're under the influence of drugs. *aggressively sips coffee*

Tony: *sniffle* That's my kid.

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(A/N: Just a normal morning for the residents of Avengers Tower. Enjoy!)

[TW: None. Type: I don't even know. Other Warnings: l o n g]

Alex almost fell out of bed when his alarm angrily started going off. "FRIDAY, shut it off!! I'm up!"

The alarm he'd made to wake himself up finally stopped, and of course he had to roll a little too far to the side.

Landing on the floor with a THUD, the white-haired teen cursed repeatedly as he attempted to untangle himself from his blanket.

THUD.

Xisuma looked up at his ceiling in concern. Sitting on his bed and trying to get his brain fully functioning, a random noise quickly caught his attention. He hastily slid out of bed, grabbed a mask, put it on, and climbed up the ladder to see what was going on.

The Voids' shared a room... sort of. The entrance was through X's room, and to get into Alex's bedroom you had to climb up a ladder (which was attached to a very large bookshelf) and push open the trapdoor.

"What the- oh, jeez." Xisuma sighed at the sight of his brother struggling to free himself from his mess of blanket. "How?"

EX looked across the room to the head peeking out from under the trapdoor. "Either help me or fall off the ladder."

BEEP BEEP BEEP-

Iskall tiredly hit their alarm clock repeatedly until they found the button to make it stop. Rubbing their normal eye and reluctantly pulling the covers off, the Swede slowly made themself get out of bed.

"Why do we have to wake up at six again?" Iskall yawned, talking to themself for no particular reason.

BEEP BEEP-

CRUNCH.

"Gods dammit- not again." Doc reminded himself he needed to stop automatically smashing his alarm (now, alarms) before Stark made him fix all of them himself. Reaching over to his bedside table, he grabbed his metal arm and attached it back on. He'd learned sleeping with that particular one tended to have bad results.

BEEP BEEP BEEP-

Stabbing an arrow into the device, Clint grumbled "Shut up" before trying to go back to sleep.

BEEP BEEP-

ZZZT.

Impulse woke up in a panic, accidentally frying his clock. Sighing and laughing at himself, he face-planted into his pillow and muttered, "I should really stop doing that."

He went to get out of bed, but accidentally fell off, taking his pillow and sheets with him.

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP-

Tango had started waking up earlier than he needed to, mainly because Zedaph almost always slept through his alarm and needed more... prompting in order to wake up. Holding an airhorn near his fellow blonde and having a mischievous grin on his face, Tango activated the airhorn.

This wasn't any airhorn: it was an "improved" airhorn.

BLLLAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR-

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-"

Both Zed's scream and the sound of an air horn going off woke up anyone that wasn't already awake.

Earlier, Tango decided that maybe not just Zed shouldn't have this fate.

Hels shrieked as a loud blare rudely woke him up.

"WHAT THE HEL IS GOING ON-" Wels shouted, trying to be louder than... whatever that was.

Rubbing his head from hitting the headboard of the bed, Hels shouted over it in his morning voice (which sounded disturbingly like Corpse), "HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW??"

Once all the Hermits had finally gotten into the main kitchen, everyone wanted to know what in the Nine Realms possessed Tango to make him turn off all the sound-suppression systems and do that.

"I get that Zed's a heavy sleeper, but that was a bit much!"

"Was it?"

"If I'm being honest, that's probably the only way to make me wake up." Zed admitted jokingly, sitting on the floor. Alex nodded, his tired expression almost unreadable thanks to his facemask. Both Voids walked into the kitchen and started grabbing cereal boxes.

"Anyone want Fruit Loops?"

"Yep."

"Cheerios?

"Yeah."

"Is toast an option?"

"Not if you're gonna make me make it. Make it yourself if you want it that badly."

"Fine...."

Bucky stepped out of the elevator, holding a small knife threateningly. "WHO BLEW AN AIRHORN AT SIX IN THE MORNING."

Tango, cowering slightly, raised his hand with a nervous smile. "Me?"

Bucky froze. He honestly thought it was Tony, Barton, or Sam messing with him, and now didn't know what to do now that he knew it was one of the Hermits.

Doc walked up and casually took the knife from Bucky, putting it on the dining table. "Breakfast is pretty much just fend-for-yourself unless you want cereal."

Taking advantage of everyone's attention focusing on Bucky, Grian quickly swooped up the TV remote and put on the news.

"Hey!"

"You chose the channel yesterday! Share it, you remote hog!!"

Behold: a normal morning in Avengers Tower.

So, questions, thoughts, comments?

I hope I didn't bore anyone- I know it's a lot lol. I'm currently working on the main story, so hopefully that should be out someday. Ending on that bit of news, have an amazin' day, evening, and night!

- CaptainMarra (is freaking out because ONE OF HER FIRST PROJECTS IS COMING OUT SOON-)