Hels: WASSUP, IT'S YOUR NOT-SO-FRIENDLY NEIGHBORHOOD GREMLIN *kicks robber in the face* 

Xisuma: I have an idea. 

Alex: A good idea?

Xisuma: ... Now let's not get ahead of ourselves-

*loud crash* 

Mumbo: What was that? 

Joe: *finally being able to get out of the infirmary because SOMEONE accidentally stabbed themself* Someone else's problem.

Bdubs: *grinning evilly* I have a knife! 

Keralis: NO- Doc: pUT THAT DOWN

Bdubs: MAKE ME *runs off*

Grian: I am 37 cheetos tall. 

Xisuma: Why...? 

Jevin: Why are you measuring yourself in cheetos? 

Grian: Because we're out of Doritos and Capri Suns. 

Alex: ??????

Alex and Xisuma: *mad at Grian* 

Alex: We should've left you on the street corner where you stood. 

Grian: BUTCHA DIDN'T 

Xisuma: ... we walked right into that-

Tony: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO- 

Mumbo, covering up for Grian and Iskall: *sounding as sad as he can muster* It was me... 

Tony, basically Mumbo's adoptive dad: -beeee forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance, I'm sorry for yelling, what happened?

Wels: My goal is not to be the best, but to inspire someone enough to one day surpass me.

Hels: YOU CAN'T JUST SAY THAT EVERY TIME YOU BEAT ME AT CONNECT FOUR!!!

Jevin: *just groans*

Impulse, in the vents: I think this might be a bad idea... 

Tango, about to pour ice water on Bruce Banner (AKA the Hulk): Don't start thinking on me now!

Hels: *dangling from a rope over a pit of fire in Muspelheim* Remember when I said I'd tell you when we're in too deep?

Wels: *also dangling over a pit of fire* Yeah?

Hels: We're in too deep.

Alex: That's the key slice of truth we need to complete the entire truth pie.

Zed: Ooh, can we get some actual pie?

Alex: I like the way you think.

Xisuma: ... we're trying to solve a murder. 

Alex: But pie, Xy. PIE.

Wels, texting Xisuma: *sends a voice message*

Xisuma, texting back: I'm a little busy, is it urgent?

Wels: No, don't worry, just listen later.

*later*

Xisuma: *presses play*

Wels's voice message: HELP I'VE BEEN KIDNAPPED-

Alex: Sleep is the body's best safety mechanism.

Steve (Captain America): How so?

Alex: It keeps you from screwing up for 8 hours.

Steve: .... *stares in concern*

Doc: Are those my coats? 

Etho and Bdubs: *sitting and wearing two of Doc's lab coats* 

Etho: No, these are ours. 

Doc: But they look like mine- 

Bdubs: They're not yours anymore.

Villain: Can you be any more annoying?? 

Literally Every Hermit and the Avengers: Yes

Tony: *joking* What's the straightest thing you've ever done? 

Doc, Wels, Cub, and Hels: Killed a man

Tony: *pauses and fears for his life*

Ren: Iskall, I'm begging you, please get out of here and get Joe to heal you. 

Iskall: I'm sorry, is this our bullet wound?

A/N: FIRST CHAPTER WAS AN EXPIREMENT, I MESSED UP SLIGHTLY, SORRY GOGY.