(Some of these were stolen off of the Internet but otherwise I had really fun writing them!

Some of them are Grumbo-shippy ((as in, 1/2 of them)) so for anti-shippers I warned you)

Grian: When someone tells me not to do something, 9/10 times I'm still going to do it

Mumbo: Please, Grian, after all we've been through...

Grian: I'm sorry, Mumbo...it has to be done.

Mumbo:

Grian:

Mumbo:

Grian, placing down a plus four card: Uno.

Iskall: The floor is lava

Mumbo: *lies on floor*

Grian: Mumbo that's not how this works

Grian: *holding a pressure-released trigger* I'll do it, I'm crazy, I'll do it

Mumbo: Grian no—

Iskall: Grian Sahara no—

Grian: *tosses away trigger, which was fake* You guys are so gullible

Mumbo: Oh thank god

Grian: *holding button* Now for the real one

Mumbo and Iskall: nO—

Mumbo: Iskall you said this eraser makes mistakes go away

Iskall: ...yes

Mumbo: *rubbing eraser on Grian* IT'S NOT WORKING

Grian: Maybe I'm too big of a mistake

Grian: The food's too hot

Mumbo: *looks at Grian*

Grian: *blushes*

Iskall: ONE DINNER. I JUST WANT ONE DINNER.

Grian: I don't know what I'm doing, but I know I'm doing it really, REALLY well.

Iskall: Are you in love with Grian?

Mumbo: *sweats*...no

Iskall: Then why do you draw "MG" everywhere??

Mumbo: It stands for "moonlit gardens."

Grian: I'm not that bad at Redstone

Iskall: Lie of the decade

Grian: I'm not short

Iskall: Lie of the century

Grian: I'm not attracted to Mumbo

Iskall: Lie of the universe