Trigger Warning: None; wait, Iskall getting pranked by diorite has to count?
Word Count: 1,089 words.
Background: End of season 6, Iskall's demise remake.

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Grian's Pov:
"Grian, it has come to my attention that you want to help demise Iskall?" asked Impulse.

"Yep!"

"Well, look-"

"I'll give you diamonds if you allow me to help," I quickly say.

"It's a deal!" stated Impulse. "I was thinking of demising Iskall with a ride and then?"

"Diorite," I finished, with a gleam in my eyes. "And of course, a story," I added.

"Right, then I'll do the ride and you do the story?"

"Absolutely," I replied.

"Well, then shall we get to work?" Impulse asked

"Yes!"

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"We finished," I say as I admire my handiwork.

"Yep!" Impulse says. " I can't wait to see Iskall's reaction.

"I guess we just have to wait and see."

Iskall's Pov:
Grian and Impulse have both told me that my demise ending has been finished. And that I should meet them up whenever I was free... so I guess my demise is really coming to an end.

Huh... weird I'm actually excited for this.

They also told me to meet them, so I guess here I am.

"Hallo?" I say as I step into a black room.

"Huh, minecarts.... and rails? What on earth have they been doing.." I randomly say to myself. I have to stop talking to myself-

"Iskall!" Grian chirps as he flies into the room.

"Wait up, Grain... stop!" I hear Impulse yell.

"Oh, hi Iskall!" Impulse greets, spotting me.

"So, lads, what have we been doing?" I curiously ask.

"Well Iskall, me and Impulse have made you the ride of your demise," Grian says jumping around from all the excitement.

"Okay, but before we begin. What is Grian doing here? I thought you won the auction, Impulse?" I questioned.

"I did," Impulse states. "But Grian came to me and asked me if he could help me demise you."

"...He basically gave me diamonds," Impulse added, with a smile.

I chuckle to myself, classic Grian. "Well boys, I can't wait to see what you did!" I told them.

"Yep. Now Iskall, please step inside the minecart and hold on tight for the ride of your life," Grian said.

"Okay..."

"We also have to leave, so have fun!" Impulse added.

I won't deny, I'm actually feeling really scared. Oh, no. What's going to happen to me?

Why... just why did I agree to this? Oh, well here goes nothing.

"Welcome, Iskall to your demise."

*minecart leaves the station and ends up in a kitchen*

What... wait is that a kitchen and a Grian in a pink... apron?

"Here we have the lovely cook cooking dinner in the Hermitcraft household."

"Oh, it appears he seems to like it and is now thanking the cook!"

"What?" I say, laughing my head off. "Oh, no. Am I going to die?"

*minecart leaves the kitchen and circles back into the same room*

"Wait, I ended up in the same room. What is this madness!?"

"Here we have a lovely diorite statue!"

"Nooo!" I yell. "Burn it!"

"He does not seem to appreciate it and is hitting the chief...how rude!"

"Yesss... burn it, burn it," I chant.

*minecart leaves the kitchen and circles back into the same room once more*

"But that's not all in the Hermitcraft household. The builder is now converting the kitchen into diorite."

"Will he help the builder with this troubling obsession?"

"Burn it! Burn it!"

"He does not seem to appreciate the diorite kitchen and is now burning it! It seems he would rather see the house be destroyed and burned!"

"Yesss... I agree, burn it" I shouted. I could barely contain my laughter.

"How will this thrilling tale end? It seems the builder is now plotting his revenge!"

"How will this end for our hard-working redstoner?"

"And now it is time for your demise! Enjoy the ride Mr. Iskall!"

*minecart leaves the room and goes into the diorite tunnel*

"Oh, no. I have to die now, surely?" I asked myself. "Oh my goodness, no... not this. Anything but this...Grian, why? I should have known... a tunnel full of diorite."

*tunnel filled with diorite is now dropping diorite from the ceiling*

"Nooo... it's dropping diorite. Arggghhh..."

*minecart leaves tunnel filled with diorite and is now in a tunnel with dispenser shooting flaming arrows and lava*

"Wait, why didn't that kill me?" I asked no one in particular. "I survived, maybe I won't die!"

"No, I'm on half a heart! Is this the end... is it?" I questioned.

*minecart leaves the flaming tunnel and enters Iskallian room*

"Yesssss," I shout with pure joy. "I'm saved! I also survived on half a heart!"

*minecart leaves Iskallian room and enters run-style room*

"I'm apparently in a run-style room? Huh... weird," I was shaking all over by now.

*minecart stops and drops down just before a TNT explodes*

"Umm alright... that looks bad!"

"Nooo... I'm so dead. I've got to die now, surely?"

*minecart enters a black tunnel with a cactus at the end*

"Wait, oh my goodness! I survived!"

"Nope, never mind. That looks bad," I say to myself.

*minecart goes up into a water stream and stops at Iskall's hitman shop*

"What?? I'm ali-!"

Iskall85 was slain by Grian using [His Hatred Of Diorite].

"Oh my goodness, no! Hahaha!" I say, laughing hysterically. "After all this... after all this, I was punched to death by diorite," I was full of laughter by this point.

I pressed the respawn option and ended up back at the station.

"Oh my word, I lost my dragon head. I can see my lovely face, again. This is fantastic!" I exclaimed.

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"So, Iskall, did you like your demise?" Impulse asked me.

"Yes! Well done, well done!"

" I must remember to ask for a couple for your skin, Impulse."

Impulse chuckles. "Sure, I'll send you a copy!" He replies

"Though Grian, what is with your apron?" I asked.

"Umm... look, let's not question that, alright?" Grian mutters, blushing bright red.

"If you insist. Also, did I just die in my very own hitman shop?"

"Yep!" Impulse states.

"Well done lads, well done! Thank you very much for this amusing death!"

"No, wait I forgot to give you something," Grian shouted. "Here, have this diorite that we killed you with!"

"Uh...thank you?" I mutter, quite confused now.

"You're welcome!" Impulse and Grian replied in chorus.

"Well then, bye!"

"Bye!"

"Bye, got to break Sahara!"

"Grian, nO!" I shouted.

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