So to start this book with a bang, let's start with some incorrect quotes. Also big thank you, to anyone who commented/welcomed me, and to anyone who wants to read this book! <3

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Mumbo: *brings home a dog*
Doc: Mumbo, Xisuma said no pets.
Mumbo: But we let Grian stay here.

Xisuma: Is something burning?
Biffa: Just my love for you.
Xisuma: I'm flattered but the toaster is burning.

Mumbo: WHY IS THERE CHOCOLATE IN THE OVEN?
Grian: You said you wanted HOT chocolate.
Mumbo: Oh my word.

Biffa: Do you have any bags?
Xisuma: The only bags I have are the bags under my eyes.
Biffa: A simple "no" would have worked.

Impulse: Tango! Who do you like more, me or Zedaph?
Tango: I like the both of you.
Impulse: Ok... If I go to Europe and Zedaph goes to Paris, where would you go?
Tango: I would go to Paris.
Impulse: That means you like Zedaph more!
Tango: No, I just like Paris.
Impulse: What if I go to Paris, and Zedaph goes to Europe, where would you go?
Tango: I will go to Europe.
Impulse: Why?
Tango: Because I have already been to Paris.
Impulse:

Mumbo: Grian, I saw you putting chickens in my base last night.
Grian's mind: Play dumb.
Grian: Who's Grian?
Grian's mind: nOt ThAt DuMb

Grian: Try seeing this from MY perspective.
Mumbo, Iskall, Doc, any Hermit taller: *sinks to the floor*
Ren: *literally flops onto the floor*
Grian:
Grian: I hate you all.

Evil X: Honestly, I'm just so evil. So full of darkness. I feed off the souls of the living. I strike fear into-
Xisuma: You sleep with a teddy bear.
Evil X: He's my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS.

[an Architect meeting]
Iskall: Damn the power went out.
Grian: Don't worry, I got this.
Grian: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*
Iskall: What-?
Grian: I swallowed a glow stick!
Mumbo, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-

Nobody:
Mumbo: Oh my word.

Nobody:
Xisuma: Oh my days or Oh my goodness.

Mumbo: So here's the tea.
Grian: For the last time, it's called a police report.
Mumbo: Do you want the tea or not?

Grian: How are you all so tall?!?!?
Mumbo: Genes.
Cleo: High heels.
Doc: Sold my soul, next question.

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