Fandom: Hermitcraft

Romantic: Yes

Beware this is a ship oneshot. Don't read if you don't like.

 Idea by @deeeerply ! au where Jevin turns into a seal and Wels needs to take care of him. I believe this is what you call a crack fic XD

 "Hello? Where am I?!" 

 "You slime and your shapeshifting abilities! So annoying and unfair! I think you could use a little time forced into a body..."

 " Wha- but I've done nothing wrong!"

 "Also its fun doing this kind of thing..."

 Just a few seconds later, a shrill scream pierced the forest.

...

Wels had decided to head into the forest to collect some resources. Not enough to deforest the place, but just a little bit. Suddenly, he heard a strange bark. Walking towards the sound, Wels out his hand on the hilt of his sword. What he saw surprised him greatly. 

 "A seal?!" 

 A bright blue seal that had a look of annoyance was splayed out across the forest floor. It looked at Wels and let out a sharp bark. 

"What the heck is a seal doing in a forest?"

The seal barked, clearly trying to tell him something.

"Why are you blue?"

The seal seemed to almost sigh, before opening its eyes wide and tracing a J in the dirt. Wels gasped, putting the j and the fact the seal was blue together. 

"JEVIN?! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?" 

Jevin stared at him looking very sad. Then he tried to eat Wels's shirt. 

 "No! Stop it! MY SHIRT ISN'T FOOD!"

 'Not my fault I feel the urge to eat it ' (please no lenny faces) he wrote.

Wels let out a loud sigh then stared at Jevin, wondering how he would get him back to his house. He decided to try to pick him up and walk to the house. Big mistake. He wobbled under the intense weight and kept losing his grip. 

"You are so hard to carry!" 

Jevin looked at him with narrow eyes, as if saying 'What did you expect?' He flopped over to a tree and smacked it with his flipper. Wels, confused, showed Jevin a piece of wood. Jevin nodded immediately and made a little pattern of dots. Wels attempted to decipher what he was saying.

"You want a crafting bench?" 

'Boat' he traced with his flipper, hoping Wels would understand

"What?"

'TRANSPORT ME IN A BOAT YOU IDIOT!' Jevin was already so tired of Wels's obliviousness, and it had only been an hour. 

"Oh, how obvious! I should've known in the beginning that you meant a boat with all those faint and hard to understand symbols you scratched into dirt!" Wels sassed as he made a boat. He plopped Jevin inside, getting in himself and beginning to row. A sarcastic knight and a dead-inside, cursed seal. What could possibly go wrong?

*time skiiiiiiiip* 

By the time Wels finally got to his base, he was gasping for breath and his arms were incredibly sore. Jevin rolled out of the boat and slowly scooted his way to the base. Wels got out his communicator and told Xisuma to come meet him. Seeing that Jevin was slowly but surely scooting his way to the doorstep, Wels decided to let him be and walked into the house, grabbing some fish and a sandwich. When he returned to the main room, he was surprised to see Jevin already there, flopping around on the floor. 

"You scooted that quickly?" 

Jevin glared at him, seemingly saying 'no thanks to you, jerk.' 

Wels sighed, giving the fish to jevin and sitting down, processing what happened. His crush has turned into a freaking seal. A seal. And the worst part was that it wasn't even abnormal compared to the strange things that occurred in hermitcraft daily.

A knock on the door startled him out of his thoughts, and he saw a mildly confused xisuma standing outside. 

"Why'd you call me here We- OH MY DAYS!" The admin went pale when he saw a bright blue seal casually flopping around on the floor of Wels's base.

 "Yeaaah, um, that's Jevin."

 " That's JEVIN?! What in the world happened? "

 "I have no idea."

Jevin rolled over to the two, nudging Wels's foot. 

"I'll get you a piece of paper. Can you hold a pen?"

Jevin stared at him 'We'll see.'

Once Wels brought a pen and paper, Jevin took the pen with his mouth and wrote 'cursed by evil witch with potion' very messily. 

"What does that even say?"

Xisuma squinted at the paper. "I think it says cursed by evil witch with potion." 

"Does that mean milk will heal him?"

"Perhaps... Do you have any on you?"

Wels nodded and brought out a bucket of milk, which jevin immediately started to drink. 

"Nothing... Hmm, I might have to consult Cub and Stress about this. Do you think you'll be ok until then?" 

"Yeah we should be fine. I'll take care of him."

 "Great! I'll come back in the morning with a cure."

With a start, Wels realized how late it had gotten. The sun has gone down. Apparently seal drama took up a lot of time. Jevin started to write something. 

'blanket?' 

"Yeah I'll bring you a blanket." 

Wels walked into a different room to take a blanket for Jevin, and in that time Jevin had a bit of time to think. 

I've been meaning to spend more time with Wels, but not like this!

He let out frustrated sigh and Wels came back. 

 "Here ya go!" He put the blanket on Jevin and sat next to him.

"I'm going to stay here to make sure nothing happens, okay?" 

 Jevin looked at him with big eyes and Wels thought about how cute seals were. Not that he wasn't cute as a slime-wait what? Wels felt a soft blush rise on his cheeks as he scooted closer to Jevin, the seal putting a flipper on his chest. Wels couldn't help but snuggle into Jevin, as he was so warm and squishy and felt like a huge stuffed animal. They both fell asleep, cuddling.

*Time Skiiiiiiiiip!*

 "Jevin? Wels? get up I have a cure!" 

Jevin stirred, stretching out his body. Xisuma was standing over the two, smiling at how cute they looked. 

 "So... Wels, huh?" Jevin glared at him, blushing furiously. Who knew a seal could blush? Wels started to wake up, oblivious to what Xisuma said and even more oblivious towards Jevin's feelings about him. 

"Hey X! Did you get a cure?"

"Yep! It's an injection that should slowly turn Jevin back to normal. However, there is a 50% chance he may not remember any of this." 

50%? Wels chewed on his bottom lip. He was tired of bottling up how he felt for Jevin, and if there was a chance that he would forget it if he didn't like him back sounded like the perfect opportunity to confess.

"Jevin, before you get injected with this cure, I need to tell you something. I have a crush on you, and I have for nearly two years. Despite your currently squishy body and fish breath, I still love you, I may even love you even more! I love you Jevin, and although these are weird circumastances, I just had to let you know." Jevin' s dark blue eyes were watery and he got close to Wels, pressing their foreheads together. Even though he couldn't talk, the message was clear. 

I love you too.

Jevin turned to xisuma, nodding slightly. 

 "Oh i injected it while you two were distracted." Jevin stared at him open mouthed. Xisuma brought over a kiddie pool for Jevin. He didn't question it and layed down inside. 

Xisuma led Wels out to a different room. 

"whatever you do, don't look inside while he's turning back to human."

"Why? And why did you bring a kiddie pool...? "

"Basically, the cure works by turning Jevin into his default form and then to his preferred form. His preferred form is his human form, but his default form is a literal pool of goo. So unless you want to see a seal melt into a pool of slime, don't look."

Wels looked mildly nauseous as he nodded. 

"Check on him in about three hours, he'll be done." 

*TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP!*

Wels went to check on Jevin, and was pleased to see a fully back to normal Jevin sitting in a kiddie pool.

 "That hurt immensely."

"But you're okay?" 

" Yeah, I'm fine!"

Wels smiled and hugged Jevin pulling him close. Jevin blushed, remembering Wels's confession. 

"I remember. And I love you too." Wels grinned and pulled him in for a kiss, glad he finally confessed. 

THE EN-

"Python, quick take a picture!"

"The picture is too blurry!"

" wha- WHO'S SPYING ON US?! PYTHON? BIFFA? "

"AHHHHHHH! BIFFA RUN AWAYYYYYYY!"

" GRAB THE CAMERA AND FLEE!"